My Golf Game Stinks

I'm not a golfer. As a matter of fact, I'm probably the only guy I know that has never played a game of golf. Oh sure, I've gone to the driving range with a bucket of golf balls
and tried to hit some around. I was more fascinated with the guy in the little cart that went around to pick all of the balls up, though. I could never hit a ball more than 20 yards. I have horrible form. They make it look so easy on TV, though. Tiger Woods, Phil Mikelson and all those guys have a great swing and it looks so simple. I, on the other hand, look like a physically challenged fat guy just trying to connect with the ball. Although I know it's a great sport, pastime, hobby or whatever you want to call it, I still tend to agree with Mark Twain - a game of golf always ruins a good walk.