Ok, So Christmas is almost upon us. I have compiled my Christmas List.

New car.

Vacation.

Lots of Money.

Yeah right lol. Only in my dreams.

Here is what I would really like;

Wooden Wall Shelves

Headboard and footboard for bed

Rug Shampooer

Big, big screen Tv

I guess a girl can wish right?

But anyhow, here's a good Christmas Joke.

What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

1. "I really don't deserve this."