My Baby Shot Poo All Over the Room

Submitted by JohnnyP5379 on February 12, 2006 - 8:43am.

It turns out that all of those horrible diaper changing incidents that they show in movies are not necessarily fiction. Today, as my wife was checking the baby's diaper, he let loose with a blast of poop. It squirted all over the diaper, the blanket, and my wife. She screamed and I came running to get her some wipes. As soon as he finished pooing, the baby began to pee all over the place. My wife covered his penis with the diaper to cover the urine stream.

Thinking he was done, she removed the diaper. The air hit his penis and he let loose another torrent of pee. As soon as this was over, the baby decided to launch another attack from the poo cannon. This time the poo shot all over the blanket (again), my wife (again), and the floor. My wife was yelling for me to help, but I was laughing too hard to be of any good.

It was, by far, the funniest and nastiest experience we have had to date. I think, however, that this will not be the last.

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Eeew! Baby poop!

Submitted by Knot on February 12, 2006 - 10:13am.

That is so hilariously disgusting. Hahahaha. I feel bad for whoever has to clean it up.

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Oh, yest.

Submitted by Tottie on February 12, 2006 - 2:11pm.

I remember when my granddaughter let forth a flying poop when she was tiny and we were both in the room. She was covered in the stuff, and we both were convulsing with laughter as we cleaned up. One has to see it to really believe it. It was a one off - hopefully you'll find that too.

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huwarf!

Submitted by pchan33 on February 12, 2006 - 2:56pm.

I would have thrown up in sheer disgust. I hope your wife has since recovered:) next time it is your turn to change the baby! ;)

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you folks might be into poop and pee pee

Submitted by moorishprince on May 10, 2006 - 8:08pm.

Let's see! You like watching your dog poop, and you like watching the baby poop. I'd say you're into some strange things. Why don't you just break down and tell the truth.

Ps...you still think the black folks up in DC are dumb?

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Flying Poop

Submitted by ModelMom on May 10, 2006 - 8:53pm.

LOLOLOLOL! I am relieved to see that my son isnt the only one that has done this! When he was 4 days old we were at the pediatrician's office and the nurse hadus undress him to weigh him and he shot poop across the room. No joke, it hit the door and the nurse squealed & said she had never seen anything like that in her entire career.....so reeading this makes me feel like I didnt give birth to an anomaly. LOL! He only did that once though....thank God. Hes almost 2 now and starting to use the potty. Yay for that too!

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