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Now, maybe I'm just dense but, what the hell is a "fuckitall?" Doh!!!! After I typed it I figured it out. I AM dense!!!! LMAO!!!

Sassys
I bet you thought "That's the ticket!" Hahahahahaha!

I can be such a dumbass. Sheesh!

Sassys
The poet laureates of the world are doing flapjacks! They are like "Aw HELL NO!" LOL.

so you stop that! Still, it's better than a lot of Robert Frost's stuff, though I won't go that far on the limb in comparing it to Maya Angelou.

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She is my personal guide to "real" writing! She is a goddess! She can Spell like no ones business! She is way cool! And she is a poet that does know it!
Robert Frost? He's kind of like Daffy Duck versus Bugs Bunny! Good but he wont take home "MY" Laureate!

not I was out dancing the night before, Suejeff. LOL!!!!!!

I thought maybe you were doin' the 'Bare the footin'..Pussy Willow. 2cat-> is :). I like feet cause they can't be beat! (can't do the poet thing)...but I can do the dancin' thang'.. A~1 and A-2, and I think I'll just pop one of Sassy's patented pills right about now. :)LOL!

I do the barefootin' thang, too. But I do love my pointy-toed high-steppin' heels and I can cut quite a rug with them on. Least-ways, I think I can - you'd have to ask the people who've been around to see me whether I really do justice to the rug.

Tried one of Sassys' pills last night, myself. Slept like a baby!!!! LOL!

Sassys
indeed do "cut a rug" Kinda like in Mad Magazine? We need to see a specialist with hedge trimmers perchance? LOL. I am evil:(

Sassys
They are sort of like the Mad feet or better yet have you ever seen "The Grinch That Stole Christmas"? Imagine his stockinged feet!

Sassys
that Pws feet are only outshined by her calves! Those are quite the sight! She's going to kill me! ACK, ACK, ACK! Sorry it's the furballs!

turning over in his grave?) My calves do not shine! My calves are covered with soft, silky fur. I brush them morning and night so they don't shed. You're just jealous, Sassy-girl. You wish you had my luxurious pelt and my beautiful feets!

Sassys
Thems fighting words! Ok I will concede, your feet do eminate a pleasant odor...is it perfume? No? I know it's that Spam spray! No wonder! That's how you scurry across the floor so quickly! Sheesh!

I polish the crust on my feet til it's all nice and smooth - kind of like polished lava rocks.

Sassys
Rightio...As an aside I would say the volcano had no clue did it?

might decide to do some dancin' on her carpet. I'll have you know I file my claws monthly - and every other month I go in for a full hoof-trim.

Sassys
But PWs feet have a kind of crusty fur...it's hard to describe...let me ponder for a sec......AHA, have you ever seen the myths about Big Foot? Now just apply PWs face!

and you know it. You're just bitter because you shaved after you did that part in The Howling and it grew back in all wonky.

Sassys
The ONLY wonky thing I posses is my brain! You think I know fuck nothing when in reality I know fuck all! That'll show ya!

Once again, the people in the office with me are looking at me like I might be dangerous. I'm screaming with laughter and it took me a while to catch my breath after reading this one. O hell, I think I'm even foaming at the mouth!! O well, the foam goes well with my hairy legs and my crusty feet.

Sassys
I say "hi". LOL.

By the looks on their faces, they already think I'm impaired. If they read this they'll know it for sure. LOL!!!

Sassys
They tend to be great sheep! And they like you PW they really, really do...it's a fur thing!

and a little horney. Of course, that last bit goes for the rest of me, too. Hmmmm....perhaps I've said too much....

Sassys
That's my girl!!! Hahahahaha!

working for this week, you'd understand. I am only human, after all - crusty, furry feet notwithstanding.

Sassys
Uuuum, The Shatner? Hmmmm?

Latin accent you ever heard. And when he talks to me he looks deep into my eyes. I gotta tell you, lousy customer service reps have made me a very happy lady the last few weeks - the lousier they are, the longer he looks into my eyes while he talks to me. This job pays for shit and is generally boring as hell but it's got some of the best perks!!! LOL!!!!!