Mr.Eddie Money's Herpes

I am not trying to be a gossip here or the National Enquirer. I just don’t have anything else to write about. I have spent the past six days staring at a monitor, my mind a complete blank. As I am trying to come up with 7 different ways not to burn your toast, the top of my lip begins to hurt. I touch it and it feels swollen. I run to the bathroom to look in the mirror and holy crap! I have a fever blister. It is friggin’ huge too. Then the word “herpes