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Mr Bones has Got no Clones

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Mr Bones has got no clones
He is the only one.
He's lost in space without a trace
No bullets in his gun.

Though Kirk may call to end it all
Bones is not in that position
It is no fun to have a gun
And no bloody ammunition.

Bones can't beam down to your home town
For Star Trek is long over
He sits up there with gun and frown
While Kirk and Spock are in clover.

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Step away from~~the Gun suejeff ..Please note

...Bones is a heal-er' not a kill-er, I miss that old space rerun!

He might fire his Tasser at ya' but only if it's set to->Stun!

Cool little no Clones~has the Mr Bones "ditty" suejeff.)))). BTY! :)

whew I hope this 'edit thing' works...credit where credit is due now suejeff? My bad...again!

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Ok 2cat

you're off the hook- this time.
suejeff

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"Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a soldier!"

LOL!!!!! Suejeff, this is FANTASTC!!! I loved Bones!

2cat was apparently half asleep when he mistook you for Allie - don't hold it against him - his heart is in the right place.

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It'd better be

I've got my pistol aimed right at it he he
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Did ya' hear that, 2cat?

Better keep that coffee pot on the perk so you can stay alert. Suejeff's not messin' around.

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I hear ya PW- yur' message recieved

a fraction late on my part, reception is not good here ...I got sucked into a worm hole...stupid Klingon' mouse has control of me...system...can't see it is dark very dark in this place...need star fleet back-up pronto...or another replicated cup of Java would be nice. Very good advice P&W. BTY!

suejeff~~~2cat~~ringing In

and sweating bullets, yeah that's the thing I do not 'fear' the gun it's those really bad things that come out of the barrel that I don't much like.

I'm sort of thinking on my feet here....uh huh, that is really
kinda 'hard work' for this cat ...but I thought I had chopped down me' old 2cat "stupid" tree a while back, but I quess not as I seemed to have dropped straight from the very top and landed on me'small arse again...

gonna have to use a much sharper axe next time...sorry please don't shoot now as my head is firmly anchored where the sun don't usually shine (stinks pretty bad there too I'll tell ya)...apologies' in massive amounts... suejeff really, really sorry about that.

That's the only thing I know that might have went wrong...other than 2cat's name is on the stupid thing(that says alot right there)... looking very sheepish and sorry I am. :(

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2 cat

you done gotta reprieve but next time.........
suejeff

LMAOOO Suejeff it's almost

Sassys
unfair to allow you to play:( This is hilarious! Your poetry is always so good...with rhyme and reason to boot! ACK!!

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Thanks Sassys

I had fun reading yours and pussy willow's too.
suejeff

Yeah Suejeff but yours is actually well written!

Sassys
So is PWs..Mine on the other hand is Bob awful, it's the "anti-poem"

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Anti Poems

are great. Can you write uncle ones too?
suejeff

Oh you don't want to get me started on that Suejeff!

Sassys
I could write something like a "Bobs your uncle"? LOL

Well I can't say I know anything about star trek, our Suejeff.

But it seems to me ya did a good job here. Your verse flows nicely. You certainly have my approval and applause :)

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Thanks Inquest

good to see you again. I've been reading your blogs again
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E-Gads~suejeff...

may that mistake never happen...gulp, again!

Gun tottin' irrate women are one of my many 'worst' nightmares. So just point that cold black steel sucker somewhere else...if you don't mind.

2Cat you said Egads???

Sassys
I think I love you!!!! That is MY word! I actually use it in real life...it's a favorite of mine...sort of like "Gads Zook" or "Yikes"
You may use it with caution:)

Great~~~Splogging Huricane~BATGIRL(~sassys)!

what the 'Hale' happened (pardon my crude venacular) to this site and you'd think some of these rude Splog headed jerks woulda' (shoulda' used a whole lot stronger word there in place of "jerks" huh?) allow just a few moments in between their many freakin' in a row posts(not happenin').

ugggggh and 'de-am', Sassys I probably stole the (E~gads)word from you sometime or another, hey I meant to give it back, I only borrowed it, and I ain't used it a whole lot, just drove it around the block once...er maybe twice,kicked the tires and raised the hood a time or two,looked at the "deluxe trunk", and caution sometimes ain't even in my mind Sassy~~"Gads-sook"-er user! "Yikes"...done went and borrowed another one or two...and still counting.LOL!

I am a hopeless klepti-(sassys'word)-manicac theiving 2cat don't ya know?
BTY! My Sassys Friend!(

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Well, now that I've learned,...

how to flag the splog, I started doing it last night, but I think I was the only one doing it. We as a community need to get on it, don't you think?

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I was doing it, Catfish

and if you count our BF group, we make more than 8. I will flag when I see it. Promise. How about our others?

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You can put a 'check'

by 2cat's name jellenetta, as soon as I find out how, that is something I will definitely do.

Caftfish I Didn't Know

we had that 'function' here of flagging splog...where do you find it??

Because I would certainly wear it out! Just turn me loose...:) smiling 2cat

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It's just under,...

the messages, kind of to the left, before all the links to other sites.

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Well I'll be snookered! 2Cat EGADS!!!

Sassys
Tis a free land last time I checked, and it's almost time I hung that word up:(
I shall do an ode to the word then "let it go". It's almost like a nail biting bad habit!

I don't think Sassys

yeah...(I know your probably laughing already-what 2cat is thinking again, "E-gads" his wee' head is gonna hurt), but how can you wear out a really 'cool' word like that? I did not mean to upset ya' Sassys...just a playin' around here pal is 2cat, and I would hate to let any really good word (me-self)...sniff, go! :)Lol!

For someone with a "Wee" head 2Cat

Sassys
you have many a cool thoght...I on the other hand go through life with a perpetual brain freeze, that's why my poetry is so very good:) For I too shall speak with a forked tongue in yee ole English, me thinketh therefore me ameth. Nay say you? Well I begeth to differeth!

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Egads, Gadooks and Begorra Sassys

you are nuts lol
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Oh my BOB!! Suejeff LMAOOOO

Sassys
You said Begorra...I haven't heard that word in YEARS!! I loooove it! I shall try to use it in a sentence...let's see...I begorrad him to stop but he refused? Nay! Hmmm, Ok brain freeze!

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Good stuff,...

I'm enjoying this particular venture. lol

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