More Random Thoughts On A Monday ~ Aka : Of Mice And Me

Well, it’s nearly Tuesday, but what the hell. I’ve had another typical “me” day and though it may not be as exciting as the last post of my random thoughts ~ again, what the hell.
So, I was out surfing the net and had nothing in the form of interesting email. I keep looking out for one from the BBC like I’m betting on the lottery! But, alas, there wasn’t even a penis enlargement ad. I did a quick search for this gift plaque I’d seen briefly in a mail order catalog and discovered there’s tons of sites with the quote, but couldn’t find the plaque I’d seen. Don’t ya hate that??? But, while I looked through the search results I was amused to see the number of websites who tout God, yet, have this quote that includes the word bitch. Huh.
I seriously had nothing to do today. So, I was quite pleased when IG asked me if I’d write something for her other website. Now, I swear, I did actually read the whole message! But, after finishing the second piece a little voice in my head said “She asked for 5 or 6 lines on each ~ NOT a bloody novel! She also only asked for a brief review, NOT a rant on Tipper Gore or issues to do with the media!” That’s when I told the voice to shut up and asked why it insisted on speaking with an Icelandic accent anyway??? Apparently, the voice in my head is Bjork. Adam Sandler gets James Earl Jones, I get a tiny little white woman!
While sitting in the car, I kept fussing with my bottom lip. *sigh* I’ve done something VERY STUPID recently. It began innocently enough. The changing weather has my lips dry. So, Friday (also while online) I absently bit on a piece of dry skin on my lower lip. We all do it ~ no big deal, right? WRONG. By doing so I created a teeny, tiny cut. It only stung for a second and I forgot about it almost immediately. The next morning I awoke and discovered my lip was swollen. Uh-oh. It seems that a combination of the teeny, tiny cut and the coffee cup I’d only rinsed out, but not technically washed all week has given me an infection in my lower lip. I’m pretty sure it’s the flesh eating virus.
The evening went pretty smoothly and I got to watch ‘Heroes’ in relative peace for a change. I believe it’s largely due to the fact that Nella-bean’s newest favorite prime time show is ‘Chuck’ and I put down the laptop to watch it with her as promised. She fell asleep during ‘Journey Man’ and I was left to listen to music before sailing off to the land of nod myself. That is, until I saw movement under the comforter. *shiver* It was a mouse in the bed! YUK! I jumped up and began beating the bed with a box of hot cocoa. I didn’t actually see it, but it was gone by the time I shook out the blanket. I can’t wait to move! Personally, I think the foiled sneak attack was brought on by a soon to be post about their evil cousins ~ the squirrels. They somehow knew I was about to let the world in on the conspiracy and like an actor on a writer’s picket line, they are proving their solidarity! God, I hate rodents!
So, it’s late and I need to get to sleep. How the hell does someone fall asleep when there’s been a mouse in the bed??? Thank God for unisom!...........I’m still keeping the lights on, though.
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ROFL!!!
When I said 5 or 6 sentences, I didn't want you to feel obligated to do anything more (well, I didn't want you to feel obligated in the first place, but let's put that aside for the time being). I mean, I don't do more than that because I don't think I could keep up the pace of two entries a day, five days a week. lol If you feel so inclined, write a dissertation. :D
Ugh!!! I'm about to tell you the nastiest story ever. We used to live in the country, and we were surrounded by corn. Well, when the corn gets harvested and it gets cold, guess what moves into my house. And with a 110+ year old house, there were plenty of cracks for them to get in through. We were completely overrun, and we had to keep absolutely everything in plastic containers. We washed every dish and pan before using it, and we vacuumed and swept daily. It didn't matter. We caught a mouse almost every single day, all winter long. But the worst part is that they got in the oven, and actually used the insulation as nesting. Bastards! Little f*ckers would run under the burners, and down into the oven somewhere, and when you turned it on, it smelled like burnt ammonia and fur. NASTY!!!! We took to cooking everything in the microwave because it was just intolerable. And then there was the whole sleeping situation..... And yet, for some reason, we have a pet rat now. 'Course, he's really different than those little bastards. He even does tricks. lol
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It's just been that many years
You'd think the mice problem wouldn't bother me so much because I grew up in this part of California! But, I've lived in parts of the country since, that they haven't been an issue at all! Ya, I LOVE old houses - that one sounds beautiful! But, there is always practical issues like that!
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Talk about Sleepless nights!!!
Good lord I would never close my eyes again.... I can't stand mice or snakes. Spiders are one thing but scampering little feet and slithering snakes are just beyond my ability to coup. I do hope you get moved soon! That makes my skin crawl to think about that thing being in the bed... NASTY!!!
Now the bit about them crawling into the stove is over the top. No wonder I can't stand country living..... Way too much drama for me.
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I hate it!
I'm much calmer about it than I was when we first arrived! I don't get how someone can live like this all year round. A big part of the problem is all the stuff and clothes everywhere! There is literally clothes at the foot of the bed that reach the window sill! It's not my stuff, so I can't do anything with it. Not, that I would! Buried in there are DEAD mice! YUK! I'm not touching that crap for anything! Thank God the kid listens to me about staying out of things there! And, yes, we'll be moving as soon as we can!
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get cats--I'm telling ya
you throw a couple of cats, or three, in a house with mice and you wont have your problem long. We would get mice every winter, and yea, the whole stove thing, I remember them jumping down under the drip pans too. Yes it's quite nasty, but since having three cats in the house that are quite the "mighty hunters" if you will, I have no more mouse problem.
We had three cats at the
We had three cats at the time. They didn't do anything. The only thing that worked was an electronic trap that zapped them. Every other thing we tried failed.
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thats really odd IG
that you had cats and they didn't chase them or try and kill them. I bet if you didn't feed them cat food for a couple of days, they would be forced to catch them if they wanted to eat.lol.
I had a cat once
who loved to chase mice and play with them. When finally dead, he'd eat them. But, one day, he'd eaten almost the whole thing ~ *shiver*
he left some REALLY gory bits for me to clean up! And, then never bothered with them again! I don't know what it was, but that last time was the LAST TIME for him! Weird. I just assumed something didn't sit well with him! LOL
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I would, ammorton
but, the kid still can't be trusted with cats. She likes to carry them around by their throats! LOL
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ya--I forgot about that
kids and cats, gotta love them, but they just dont have the carrying them around thing down yet. My oldest used to do the same thing when she was little. I have a picture of her actually carrying this poor cat by her neck and one paw sticking up. He love her anyway and always let her carry him.
we just freaked out
and never thought to take pictures! That would be great to show her when she's older! Damn, another Kodak moment lost! LOL
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UGH! IN YOUR BED??? Awww hell NO!
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That is like my very worst nightmare times ten! The ONLY rodents that I allow near my bed tend to have two legs...and they always have my permission! It's one thing to live in an old house...it's quite another to have to share it with rodents that I KNOW do not share anything other then some very nasty diseases...sorry about your lip, speaking of which:(
thanks, sassy, it's
getting better. It just is embarrassing as hell! Ya, I just look at the rodent thing as even more push to get my happy ass down the road! Plus, there's incentive to getting to LA quickly! Man, I'd like to win the lottery right now! LOL
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