MENSA: Busted, and I don't mean nip wise~ but I'm....picky.

Although I sometimes act like the epitome of white trash with sarcasm, bitterness, and large mammaries, I do have my moments~ and I'm about to share one with you:

I just checked a page on the mensa.com website. Now, keep in mind: I used to say that if I wasn't into the music aspect, being an English teacher was something I wouldn't have minded doing at all. I may not always type it, and I may not always speak it (as my mom used to say), but I can recognize it, just like that Jeff Gordan NASCAR authentic-reproduction-replica-autographed clock bargain on Ebay.

Now~

To some, this is going to seem picky and miniscule, especially when there are children starving in Africa and Angelina Jolie is about to give birth, but to someone who knows how to dissect a sentence with the fury of an elderly man buying a new Cadillac, this will be gold.

Oh, before expose this little tidbit, let me just tell you that someone I used to know, claimed to be a Mensa member, and used to make me feel as if I was the most ignorant woman known to man.

Of course, this was after he became a stalker and I dumped him as quickly as I dump an empty can of pork n' beans when I'm finished sporking those little protein bits of goodness out of it.

I'm going to write Mensa and see if they blow me off, revise their statement, or call me names because my low IQ. The last time it was checked, it was only 137. (Of course, keep in mind that living life to the fullest has hindered me and left me humming the theme from Deliverance every time I urinate, so amuse me.....P.S. I'm not a NASCAR fan....just a classic mustang one.)

Now~

If you go to mensa.org and click on the 'mensa information' link, it will take you to its facts pertaining to the site, telling you what Mensa means, yadda yadda yadda....

I love this part:

"What is Mensa?
Mensa was founded in England in 1946 by Roland Berrill, a barrister, and Dr. Lance Ware, a scientist and lawyer. They had the idea of forming a society for bright people, the only qualification for membership of which was a high IQ. The original aims were, as they are today, to create a society that is non-political and free from all racial or religious distinctions. "

Does anyone else see what's wrong with that high IQ of a sentence that I have so boldly made bold?

I see it. It jumped out at me like a rubber chicken in my bidet~ I'm just curious if anyone else does......I'm just picky~ not stupid.

Anna Nicole Smith would be......proud.