Menopause Does Have Some Good Points! Sort Of :D

Submitted by Sassys on June 9, 2007 - 5:45pm. aging | american eagle gold coins | pride

I read an article the other day in my sisters A.A.R.P magazine that states that as we age as women and we are post menopausal, we either "use it or lose it".

That's right, either we stay sexually active or our muscles get too tight! Now this got me to pondering...yeah I know some day I really should stop pondering...Anyhoo, it hit me that I am getting older, and that I kind of like this medical excuse!

To me it's like medical marijuana...add the two together and yowsers! So I think older women now can tell their partners that in order for them to remain healthy they need to get laid on a regular! Instead of "not tonight honey I have a headache" men can say in return "but honey, I am only thinking of your health"

This would solve many arguments because for men it's a win-win and for women it's a great thing, IF they enjoy sex, and if they don't enjoy sex then it matters not what happens to their twaats! SEE? Win-Win!

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Interesting theory, Sassys,...

Submitted by Catfish on June 10, 2007 - 7:02am.

course, that pre-supposes that some women really care to begin with. lol

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LOL Catfish

Submitted by Sassys on June 10, 2007 - 7:27am.

Sassys

I really do believe that some women care quite a bit...I know that I do, but then again I have always liked sex. There was one thing said in this article that I forgot to add and that is that if women don't have a man around they are to find something to "put in there and "exercise" their muscles" Now I'm thinking get rich quick schemes...Like how would one advertize that? "Got a weak twaat?" Try our Cucumber deluxe? LOL.

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Do you read detective novels, Sassys?

Submitted by Catfish on June 10, 2007 - 4:40pm.

I ask that because in the latest Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Plum series, two of the main characters find themselves in a sex shop because they're supposed to be arresting the store keeper, but instead keep buying sex toys that they don't use. Very funny stuff.

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I do read detective novels Catfish

Submitted by Sassys on June 10, 2007 - 6:27pm.

Sassys

And I love them, but I haven't heard of the book you are talking about and now I will definately look for it! Sex shops bring out the goofy in me:)

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It's the Stephanie Plum series, Sassys,...

Submitted by Catfish on June 10, 2007 - 9:02pm.

you'll love them. She's actually a bounty hunter, not a good one, but she ends up investigating while looking for these people. If you can, start with the first one and do them in order; great stuff. Janet Evanovich is the writer.

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I will definately check those out Catfish

Submitted by Sassys on June 11, 2007 - 5:00pm.

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I love a good read!

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LOL, Sassys! It's obvious you haven't gone through

Submitted by Pussy Willow on June 11, 2007 - 7:45am.

menopause, yet. Believe you me, I'd be more than happy to do without this admonition if I could do without the hot flashes, weight gain, slower metabolism, quicker temper and all the other crap that goes along with it.

As for the loss of libido, which is why many women don't have much sex after menopause, that can be cured with the appropriate dosage of hormones. And, of course, the male dominated world of medicine is now disallowing women this vital medication in order to "protect" us from breast cancer. Yet, the world of medicine is now advertising heavily about male hormones for men going through Andropause.

Hey!!!! I'd just as soon die and get it over with as live the kind of life a woman has when she is deprived of the appropriate hormones. There's got to be a better way to protect a woman's health. There's got to be quality of life before life is worth protecting. If the shoe were on the other foot and men were denied hormones because of a "supposed" risk (and I still say there's not enough evidence of the breast cancer risk) there would be a HUGE push to cure the risked disease, instead of denying the men their precious hormones.

I went without hormones for 3 years and had absolutely NO libido. NONE! No admonition to have more sex or risk making my muscles too tight would have helped - wouldn't have made one bit of difference. I'm taking the hormones. I don't care if I die next year of breast cancer. At least I will have lived that last year as a whole woman - not just a shell with breasts and a dried up vagina.

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PW LMFAO!

Submitted by Sassys on June 11, 2007 - 4:59pm.

Sassys
Dried up vagina? Eeeew! Hey I say Cream it up! Ya know? LOL. But I am very worried about breast cancer...it runs in my family..or as Cary Grant says "It Gallops"

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Yeah, Sassys, those creams aren't all that effective.

Submitted by Pussy Willow on June 12, 2007 - 5:57am.

Sure, they lubricate, but they don't do a damned thing for the desire. And you've gotta have that or it ain't happenin'. Know what I mean? I mean, ya' know.....? Well, no, you can't really know until it happens to you. But, trust me, it's a real big problem.

As for the breast cancer - do your monthly check-ups - get your yearly mammograms - eat right - that's about all you can do. If you are predisposed toward it, sure, stay away from the hormones - just in case. But, if it's gonna get you, it's gonna get you - period. Not to sound cruel - but that's the way I really think about it.

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I totally agree PW

Submitted by Sassys on June 12, 2007 - 11:27am.

Sassys

I do think that the desire can be "faked" however...simply because I sometimes don't feel like it but I do so anyways, because it's only fair! As for the big C I will cross that bridge when I get to it until then I shall sweat at night and hope I smell ok the next day:(

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LOL, Sassy!!!

Submitted by Pussy Willow on June 12, 2007 - 12:04pm.

From now on I will send you HUGE bottle of perfume for Christmas!!

Yeah, you can "fake it til you make it" but only so much.

Now, as for that commercial venture you mentioned. I'm thinking plastic - with a smooth, rubbery texture - firm but still a little squeezable. Oh, and with a nice long handle. See, menopausal women tend to put on a few pounds, too. That handle will make the entire venture so much more comfortable - not so much bending and twisting.

Hmmm....I wonder if that last part qualifies as Catfish's "tasteful naughtiness?"

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Tasteful Naughtiness PW?

Submitted by Sassys on June 12, 2007 - 7:43pm.

Sassys

Now there's a twist for ya...in my book naughtiness is meant to be raunchy! Tasteful? Like without the whip and chains...maybe! What's his definition of tasteful? Stilletos and a silly nighty? Or someone named Burt the corner laundry guy? Tastful is in the eyes of the taster.

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