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MEET SEXY, HOT & PASTY ENGLISH MEN!

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For a small fee of 29.99 a year membership, you could introduce yourself to Shaun, a senior salesman in a prominent electronics store who enjoys a good game of cricket!

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LMAO Spooky

Sassys
With a moniker such as yours my guess is you're in the "know"! Not really my cup oh tea, but I hear the English ladies think their men are fiiiiine!

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I aim to please, sassy

I popped a tall boy and sat down to write that last night. I know you've seen the ads for "hot, sexy island women" and the like, so it occured to me that no one in the UK is ever marketed like that! So, I wrote my own. I just wonder if anyone will take issue with the name of the service!

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LOL!!! Spooky!!!! Hot & Pasty???

...'clear' is our favorite color...??? What a HOOT!!!!!

Then again, Clive doesn't sound half bad - good income and likes pubs. On the down side - I wonder if he glows in the dark.

Pussy Willow

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I'm sure he does, PW

It's an unknown fact that almost all glowy alien sightings are just British folks walking by! I'm going to wait a moment before being really disappointed, but there are TWO 'Shaun of the Dead' references in that post and the chartered accountant is one of them. I nearly lost my first friend over there when she told me that's what she does for a living and I nearly pissed myself laughing........she didn't find it so funny.

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Aw hell, Spooky, I can't believe I missed those!

Chalk it up to the fact that I'm in a who-done-it-type movie phase and I just didn't have it on my mind.

Well, shoot. Your friend needs to learn to see the humor in what she does for a living. She's lucky she had you to point it out. Can't imagine there's all that much humor to be found in the life of a chartered accountant. LOL!!!

Pussy Willow

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It's ok, PW

I expected only a very few would get the chartered accountant one, it was the "Shaun, senior saleman who loves cricket" I expected people to get right away! LOL And, in Tracy's defense, she hadn't seen the movie and therefore didn't know the joke about those in her profession. When I started laughing the poor girl was suddenly embarrassed to not know why her job was so funny! LOL

Yeah Spooky you have probably pissed off

Sassys
any number of Albinos! You better stay the hell away from Utah! Albino country is what I'm told!

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I wonder, sassy

I wonder who'd be more insulted, albinos or the Brits?? Yes, Utah is a very white state, but I don't see myself going there anytime soon. England, on the other hand...........maybe I should keep a low profile there for a minute, huh?

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