At the start of the year, my new years resolution was to slightly mature and make some headway in life(actually save some money, not being a complete drunkard EVERY weekend, etc, you know normal things adults do.

So I've been pretty good about those things but this weekend I came to a conclusion that no matter how mature I try to "act" there are certain things that are never gonna stop being funny(or could be titled things that will never stop being funny to a immature guy.)

1) Hitting the top of beer bottles of your friend while he's trying to look cool in front of girls- In case you don't know about this trick, when you tap the top of a glass beer bottle with another glass bottle, it causes the beer to foam up instantly and run over top of the bottle. The best thing is, you don't have to do it hard, just a medium level tap will set it off.

And when said friend is trying his hardest to look cool talking to a cute girl and you do this to him and you get to watch him try to drink the foam-instant comedy.

2) Drawing on people when they pass out- I know this is wrong but there are rules-just NEVER PASS OUT WITH YOUR SHOES ON. That's it. If you do then consider your body a blank page for my marker.

I'm serious...yesterday my buddy called me first line out of his mouth "which one of you fuckers drew all over me?" All I could do was laugh(because clearly it was me =) He went on to tell me how he slept all day and the marker rubbed off on his leather couch. But the best part of the story is he had marker on his face all day until his brother walked in and told him about it(about 12 hours after I did my latest master piece.)

3) Blowing straws- You know you go into a fancy eating establishment like dennys, you all crowd into the booth, you grab a straw, pull off the end of the paper and wait, wait, wait until your friend starts telling some story then in the middle of the story you blow the straw wrapper straight into their face.

I know it's dumb and I thought I would've outgrown this by now...but nope. I still laugh like a little kid everytime i do it.

4) Talking trash while losing in a game- My friend and I took Beer Pong to a new level by calling it And 1 Beer Pong-basically you have to do a little trick shot each time you shoot. And much like the And 1 tapes, 3/4 of the game is just talking trash.

We've taken it to the point where we'll be losing/lost a game and still talk trash to the winners and actually have the members of the party laughing with us AT the WINNERS of the game.

And godforbid when we win games( I once hit a game winning shot with my Karate Kid One Legged Shot!)

This is it for now, but as I come across more dumb things, I'll update this list.