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how long has it been since i slept? i could hear the sound of crunching skulls , skeletons and things of that nature in my mind. what was i going to do next , it was only a matter of time before i made my next move. I decided to purchase a house , but I got bored of seeing these mansions , so now I decided to design and build a house somewhere in hill regions of tibet where no one could bother me , a paradise of my own. this however didn't turn out quite well , we had people spamming my email asking where i had gone every second and my email address got suspended. they put me on the front page of the new york times , putting a 4.9 billion reward on me and making sure I was safe. rumors spread fast that i was assassinated by bill gates and a gang of internet marketers , the gossip and attention was out of control. i sat there in my house flipping every channel and i was the watching myself. I decided to form an orginization that was working with the FBI to plan my own faked death. We hired agents , reporters from cnn and the federal beaurue of investigation , CIA , the nato armed reserves and all went well. In addition that sparked the world kev fund , which pledged to preserve the legacy and legend of me. Bill Gates invested 65% of his total cash reserves into it , forbes magazine wrote a article about me and my success , brad pitt and jennifer love hewitt hosted a special about me on nbc news. the whole world believed in this cover up , but unfortunately my happyness quickly turned to uncomfort. several months later... i decided i had enough , i flew in my private jet to tokyo. as soon as i landed the media was waiting , i was offered free sushi by a young female fan and as i was signign her t-shirt she fainted and went into a cardiac arrest , which greatly saddened me , but i came to realize in life this will happen and i decided not to let this misfortune haunt me. i started my own film , and co worked with famous director akira kurosawa on a science fiction action film called "today is not tommorow" which was starring me and several other casts from hollywood. the movie was a success , and grossed over 9.3 trillion in the first week world wide , later on winning the golden oscar and countless awards. i was approached by a large firm in the netherlands that wanted me to model packaged marijuana cigarettes that is revolutionary to the industry of tobacco. i accepted it even though it violated my conservative ideals , business was business. i was quickly making headlines thru out parts of europe , the ambassador of france and english defense officials said quote "I was more than a icon , i was a leader and example for humankind to follow", which made me laugh during my interview in jamaica i was participating in about my next "plan". Suddenly one night as i was talking to donald trump online , i had received a phonecall stating i needed to leave asap. bill gates was sueing me for billions , time warner called my film "unethical" and "highly disturbing for the modernized youth" , oprah said i was "a crazy jerk" on her show however quickly defended by jennifer love hewitt and brad pitt who filed complaints , china said i was not chinese , russia said i wasn't russian , japan said i was too conservative , italy wanted to kill me. what was going on? to make things worst the very fbi agents we hired were after me and wanted me in prison. i was on americas most wanted and the history channel labeled as "the most dangerous man on earth" , i felt misunderstood and confused i wanted to show the people there had been a terrible mistake , however it was too late. on sunday i received a tip stating my phone was tapped and a helicopter awaited me outside. i started a rebel orginization called sr-20 , we were globalized and controlled mass sectors of electronic companys aroudn the world including sony. we invaded hawaii and enforced martial law , we had our own currency... to be continued.