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Life's A Bitch!

Terry Snipes's picture

When life throws you problems of this size, you become very depressed because there ain’t a bat in your hand so you can knock the bull-ish away. Life is a bitch, but I pray that the bitch not divorce me. It’s sometimes hard to live when the world says, “You dumb mother freaker, the world isn’t gonna ease up. And unless you take life by the bullhorns and ride it until you fall off, you’ll be depressed 24/7 365.

I received two 95 dollar tickets in the mail. There are these stupid ass cameras that the city has put up which makes the police’s job a ton of a lot easier. These cameras take pictures of you if you go over the speed limit or if you remotely run a red light. Luckily for us (Toledoans), the light is not at every single intersection.

With all this in mind, my father is going through some health problems and my parent’s phone is turned off. Every time I want to check up on them I have to go into the inner city to see them. My car has some type of leak and I’ve been advised to not drive it as much so that I don’t make the problem worse. I have to obey orders until my car gets fixed, or until I get the money to get it fixed (bills, bills, bills). But ya’ll know I still go and see my parents every now and then. I have to check up of ‘em. They’re my blood. I love them.

Well, that is all for now. Tune in next time when I rant about how some other uncontrollable situation has caused me to lay on my bed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and cry my eyes out.

Love, peace and empathy

Terry "Cry-baby" Snipes