Led By Un-lead-Ed!

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"...Pssst! Ova' hea... O-Va-Hea!... Mudsy send you?" "Yeah." "Did you bring it?" "Yea, uh, I got it. Say, Why did you want it brought to you in a lead box?" "Cuz superman can't see through lead."

"...Proper Ganda Pete here on your listening device. Bringing it to you sweet'n nice. We're just trying to let you know the score, as we spread our namesake just a little bit more. What'cha hearing behind my voice is this hour's political choice its Mah'vin asking the musical question,,,What's Really Goin' On???
Is it possible that the metal, lead, is not as harmful as we've been led to believe? No, I'm not getting paid any money from the big "lead company" to say it. And I know that too much of anything is good for nobody. But could we have been misled? Surely its at least plausible. Right? I mean stranger things have happened. "Look! Look up into the sky! Its a bird...Its a plane...Its superman!" The three images represent the levels\depths that you must look into the sky. The first level you view a bird flying. But even higher than that you see a large flying vessel called an airplane. Yet even further up into the sky sits superman. Superman being 'Big Bro', it would stand to reason. Some time ago; Around the time we started sitting satellites into space, we also learned that lead in paint caused numerous side effects including birth defects and in some cases, brain damage or even death in babies that ate the paint chips. Today there are very few, if any, buildings painted with lead-based paint. No home is painted with lead-based paint. Today, superman can look down into your home, and know what you can and cannot have for dinner before you do. And if that aint enough, His pod'na batman got devices that enables him to know how many people you're having over. This is Proper Ganda Pete, signing off!..."

numbdeplum – August 25, 2007 – 6:58pm

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Damn Pete this is some scary stuff! Even scarier

Sassys

then led paint! Superman needs to quit his crap already...the odds are we have no real clue just how messed up this spying stuff really is. We worry that they can monitor our calls to aunt Bippy, when to me it's far scarier to know they know how often aunt Bippy visits and what I plan on feeding her! Egads!

Sassys – August 26, 2007 – 9:58am

But wait! There's more....

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a river  
Superdude got super hearing...Patriot Act... R ya' listening??? Superdude got super speed...Laser/ (RAYguNs) Reagan Years!
Superdude got super strength...spo'zidly the world's mightiest army!
Superdude got super sight...X R A Y vision...
How ya' gon deal with something so colossal????

numbdeplum – August 27, 2007 – 4:33pm

Well Numbdeplum I sincerely hope

Sassys

That the "Eye in the sky" is looking directly at me when I am in the bathroom doing what god gave me a butt hole for! The internet is no safer either....just a matter of time before certain bloggers start getting seriously monitored (I am probably on some list somewhere, as I tend to dislike this admin. quite a bit and I am far from shy about it)
Bastards!UGH!

Sassys – August 29, 2007 – 11:27am

Ooooooooo! Pete, ole buddy, ya gots me thinking, now.

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And a Pussy Willow who thinks is almost as scary as the real shenanigans going on behind the scenes.

Wonder what 'Big Brother' wants China to do that China isn't doing? Think maybe that's the reason for all the hubub......Bub? Or maybe 'BB' just wants to show China what he can do if he really wants to turn up the heat.

Of course, it could be all that lead interfering with 'Big Brother's' surveillance equipment....I'm just sayin'......Well, hell, I said I was thinkin', I didn't say I'd make any sense!

The Willow Does Gary Oldman

Pussy Willow – August 27, 2007 – 1:05pm

The only thing that ain't illegal yet...

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a river  
Thinking, that is. You know its serious when they don't even try to lie to us anymore. They say; "Its a matter of national security." They know that if we thought about things, we'd see right through their B/S. So they attempt to crowd our minds with anything from fear, to dilusions of granduer to keep us from just stopping and thinking for a moment. So we have a chance we must do it collectively..."THINK! It ain't illegal yet!" (George Clinton, 1978.)

numbdeplum – August 27, 2007 – 4:22pm

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