Kevin Federline is so vile.

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Proving he has the biggest brass ones in Hollywood, Kevin Federline is asking Britney Spears for spousal support. On one hand, he's gotten enough. He had more fame than he ever deserved, and spent an enormous chunk of her money.

On the other hand, it's not like the dude is ever going to work again. Honestly, would you hire K-Fed? I wouldn't hire him to paint my house. Can you imagine the job he'd do? He'd sit around for a few hours, drop the paint bucket when his phone rang, and then drink so much that the upper half gets painted a different color.

I can just hear him now. "Brit, I gotta pay child support. Can I have some spousal support, yo?" Ugh! What a creep.

November 9, 2006 - 9:12am

K-Fed is my Idol

manodogs Says:

Actually, I'd read that he had asked for like $125 million in spousal support, but of course they said that was just a rumor. I don't think she's even worth that much -- and I don't mean as per my opinion, I mean as per Forbes :cD

Still, you got to give it to the guy: however he managed to do it, he hooked-up with a very beautiful, very successful, mildly retarded girl and made her have his babies. He is a shifty, shady, talentless, little dude, but hey, women do that sort of thing all the time, so...

- Manodogs

November 9, 2006 - 9:26am

I don't think he'll have too

Trishzen Says:

I don't think he'll have too much of a problem finding work. We'll see him on crappy celeb reality shows on VH1, maybe he'll be a judge on American Idol, or ooo here's a good idea for a show on BET, it'll be called "Check out how bad Kfed sucks" and yeah I'll watch it, b/c I'm sick like that, lol!

November 9, 2006 - 9:53am

I Love the 00s

manodogs Says:

Well, he's about 10 years too early for the VH1 specials, although they do crank them out left and right, so they're probably filming for them well in advance already.

I'm not so sure he'll be showing up on BET or anything like that; I think the rap community is going to distance themselves from him as far as they can! Unless someone shoots him...

- Manodogs

November 9, 2006 - 10:40am

very true- i think seeing

Trishzen Says:

very true- i think seeing him on BET is just my personal fantasy :)

November 9, 2006 - 10:58am

Please forgive me when I

IntricateGirl Says:

Please forgive me when I say- EWWWW!!! lol

I have a friend that I am constantly comparing guys with. We never can agree on guys. Of course, I win. She thinks Dog the Bounty Hunter is hot, so she naturally has no taste. lol (I won't tell you my shady choices. They are just too embarrassing.)

November 9, 2006 - 11:05am

NO FAIR!

manodogs Says:

Gah, I hate that stuff!

YOU brought it up, lady! Now SPILL!!!

- Manodogs

November 9, 2006 - 11:36am

Oh. God. No. The worst one

IntricateGirl Says:

Oh. God. No. The worst one will go to the grave with me.

Less disgusting, but still shady choices are Ralph Fiennes, Trent Reznor, Michael Madsen, and my developing celebrity crush on Maynard James Keenan.

See the disgusting crap that girls discuss?? lol Although I imagine when guys get together it's mostly the same.

November 10, 2006 - 6:30am

hmmm okay, I can agree with

Trishzen Says:

hmmm okay, I can agree with some of those. My celeb crushes right now would be Dr. McDreamy (Grey's Anatomy) and Matthew McConaughey. They're the only two that come to mind right now. I usually don't discuss that with friends though, we talk about non-sense, lol.

November 10, 2006 - 7:10am

Oh we have a fair amount of

IntricateGirl Says:

Oh we have a fair amount of nonsense too. And serious topics. It runs the gamut from our favorite shampoo to wave theory. Usually in the same sentence.

(Matt McConaughey is hot, but the gaydar is going off with him and Lance Armstrong.)

November 12, 2006 - 9:40am

what what what?!? I really

Trishzen Says:

what what what?!? I really need to keep up with my celeb news, I haven't heard anything like that. I really hope he's not gay, that's really ruin my crush on him, lol!

November 9, 2006 - 4:58pm

Guys...

manodogs Says:

Hrm... mainly politics and philosophy. Although womens' suffrage comes up a lot.

Yeah... just that stuff, mainly...

- Manodogs

November 10, 2006 - 7:11am

Women's suffrage? Why? You

IntricateGirl Says:

Women's suffrage? Why? You guys thinking of repealing it?? I mean, I know a lot of people don't like Hillary, but geez. ;)

November 10, 2006 - 9:53am

How'd You Guess?!

manodogs Says:

See what happens when you let the wimminfolk get education?! Where's my agenda... pencil this one in.

- Manodogs

November 10, 2006 - 10:23am

Heh. My husband was a

IntricateGirl Says:

Heh. My husband was a rotten kid. I mean rotten. I can, and will, tell stories about him that would make anybody scream.

One day his grandma told him to help her wash some dishes. Just to piss her off, he told her, "No. That's woman's work" and flashed a smirk.

I believe his butt still hurts from the spanking he got. He learned really quickly that the women in his family are the last ones to mess with when you start dividing up responsibilities. Granny didn't have much education, but she still knew how to run that house, and she wasn't gonna take sass from anyone. :D

In other words- don't give me any jibba-jabba, fool!!! :)

November 10, 2006 - 10:56am

Jibba-Jabba

manodogs Says:

Yeah, what's up with that?! Hardly anyone answered my jibba-jabba question on MyLot and no one's read my review on Mr. T!

Did I miss a meeting? Mr. T is like the coolest thing in the world! I pity you foos!

- Manodogs

November 10, 2006 - 11:07am

I read both. I've just been

IntricateGirl Says:

I read both. I've just been working so much today that I haven't had a chance to reply. I will. I promise. It just may be December, 2040 before I get the chance. ;)