Just a Note!!

Hello. Just a couple of things to 'ponder on paper', so-to-write. First, I must admit that I'm new to the whole "blogg'n" thing. I think its great for one to have an avenue to rant, vent, express oneself, whatever. And I am thankful for the opportunity. Please bear with me as I try to get better at it...Hello?...is this thing on?...Hello? Anyway, back to the thought of the moment. A little about me. Around these here parts, I wear many hats. B One these hats is lyricist. Yeah, I write the songs that make the whole world...barf! Why I could put down a tune at the drop of a hat. Lately, the hat don't fit my head. I have run into a brick wall. No lyrics, no melody, nothing. Its as if a strong wind came along and blew that hat right off my head. This ain't no 'Hat-attack'!...Tracking?... I mean its so bad that I can't evencome up with somebody else's idea. Just a note.

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 7:46am

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LOL Awww no songs? Well chin up Numbdeplum

Sassys
If your lyrics are anything like your uuuum, puns (re-Hat Attack!) then you are indeed in a world of trouble. But I am no one to talk , you should take a gander at my "poetry" sometime...it really, really sucks ass...Anyhoo, WELCOME to our little world! I hope you feel right at home and continue to blog, it's a great pass time and you will meet some very cool people. Good luck to you:)

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 8:36am

Hey Numbdeplum I couldn't help noticing

Sassys
on your "about me" stuff...you put yourself down as A.K.A "Gnome Duh Ploooom" I WAY prefer that! That's funny as hell dude!

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 10:27am

off the top of my head....

Its my alter ego taking over, nothing I can dew about it.

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 1:56pm

Alter Ego? Hahahahaha!

Sassys
Well dude you are in the right place! Alter egos are the norm around here:)

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 2:00pm

I think I will start calling you

Sassys
Numbdenuts! Now that suits you quite well :)

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 5:18am

Say my Name....

...it's NumbdePlum, dangit'!!!!!!

numbdeplum – May 30, 2007 – 4:30pm

Suuuure it is !

Sassys
I know it's numbdenuts...but whatever!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:20pm

hat attack numbdeplum? that's when I can't decide

which hat to wear.

Welcome to you, and cheer up, the songs will come.

Shall I send you my nice red hat; it always gives me inspiration?

hatsrus – May 28, 2007 – 11:21am

you can leave your hat on....

LOL, hey thanks hatsRus, but make sure its your 'thinking cap', so I 'kango' along wit'it.

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 1:54pm

Seems to me Numbdeplum

Sassys
The thinking cap is the one you need to borrow? Just kidding dude, couldn't be helped!

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 1:58pm

Well HatsRus LOL

Sassys
Your pen name suits you:) I would love a red hat! Do you think it would clash with my new red hair? Hmmmm? See these are the things I ponder!

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 1:18pm

trying to keep up

Hey Sassy, do you know of Sarah Vaughn? They called her Sassy too. But I'd bet you had to earn that name. Me, Shh! I'm in cog-negro..

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 2:00pm

LOL Idiot! You are one funny, funny fellow!

Sassys
I love Sarah Vaughn, and no I didn't know that was her nickname...but you're damn straight I earned every bit of this "GNOME DUH PLOOOOOM" Hahahahahaha!

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 2:04pm

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 2:16pm

Nice to know you can find the "caps lock" numbdeplum!

Sassys
I also took note about you're being so "kool" errr, really?

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 2:19pm

Kool filters!!

Yeah, see I try not to come off so strong that I frighten you away...Instead, Its filtered a little. So I'm like invitingly Chool!!! However you spell it.

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 2:58pm

Cool UhHuh!

Sassys
Like a stream in mid flow? Or a turd that can't row? LMAO!!!

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 3:04pm

Wha!?!?

Wha!?!? Que?

numbdeplum – May 28, 2007 – 3:07pm

LOL Hey "Hablas espagnoly?"

Sassys
I think you are way cool....not so cool that you CANT finish a blog! But cool nontheless:)

Sassys – May 28, 2007 – 3:10pm

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

LOL! Numbdeplum, you've told us quite a bit about yourself with this little post. #1 you're funny and clever. #2 you're versatile. #3 you're going through a transition in your life. #4 you're in cog-negro (cute, very cute).

I'm going through a transition of my own and found my imagination had deserted me a couple of months ago. It came back, but not without a bit of work and a lot of frustration. Keep the faith, man. Yours will be back, too.

So cool you sneeze snow flakes? I've got to agree - that's cool! LOL!!!!

Hope to read lots more from you!

Pussy Willow – May 29, 2007 – 9:24am

Will You Join My Band???

Is this thee' PW? I sit here in Oww!!!... I'm okay. Anyway, thanks for the words of incouragement(on the real tip...(Which you've probably seen the last of...Tipping, I mean.). You guys are my inspiration. So stay there, and stay tuned! PEACE!

numbdeplum – May 30, 2007 – 4:39pm

Hey!Hey! Numbdeplum. Sure, I'll join your band.

As you may or may not have heard, I sing like a bird. A Blue Jay, to be specific.

This is indeed, the one and only, PW, speaking to you from the top of the tower at good ole DFW International. That is, across the street from the tower - and down the highway - and a little to the left. We'll be here all week for your reading pleasure, hoping to tickle your fancy - tickle your chin - your ribs - or whatever else needs tickling.

As for inspiration, well....maybe we can all help each other along on that note. Can you give me an A?

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 5:05pm

By-the-Bye...

...I can't help but notice that you have a knack...a way of "reading through writings", I like to call it. You're probably right every now and then too. I put down about 3 words and you rrrripped me apart. I'm sitting here beside myself saying, "I didn't know that!" "Shh! Yes you did. I told you that the other day!" Anyway, I think its pretty kool...

numbdeplum – May 30, 2007 – 5:22pm

You know that old saying, Numbdeplum,

"It takes one to know one"? Well, I are one! Whatever the hell that is. Sometimes it's easy to recognize a kindred soul. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes your poor heart breaks a little - wait - what were we talking about?

Anyway, sorry if I scratched ya' dude. Sharpened my claws on a pesky bovine the other day. Have to watch that.

And I think your pretty kewl, too!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 5:44pm

Sister City!

Speaking of DFW, I have relatives near there. But its just plain-ol' Tx.

numbdeplum – May 30, 2007 – 5:27pm

Just about everything about TX is plain and old.

Ceptin, o'course, your one and only Pussy Willow - who is not plain - just old.

If you ever come callin' on your relatives, you'll have to come callin' on ol' Pussy Willow, too! Set a spell - take yer shoes off.

Jeez! I've been talking to some people who are into movies today and they've got me talking funny. Hope it wears off soon.

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 5:47pm

I got ya tickle right here!

Sassys
Besides the "tickle me Black and Decker" Loads oh tickling!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:17pm

LOL! Sassy!! I got yer Black & Decker!

Best Christmas present I ever gave myself! LMAO!!!!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:19pm

PW Yay!

Sassys
Tis a present no real woman should be without! Now add some Virgin Olive Oil to the mix and YEEEHAW! Ever heard "ride em high cowboy?" Well I ride em low:)

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:23pm

I make my own virgin oil.

Well, why not? Hell, it's been so long I figure it grew back.

Ok, this party's getting a little too raunchy. I think we all oughta just pull up our pants and go on home.

LMFAO!!!!!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:25pm

Well Hell PW I just got here:(

Sassys
You make your own VVO?? Poor, Poor virgins...what the hell did they ever do to you eh? Hrmph!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:28pm

It's that smarmy, smug look they have that gets me.

Smug little bitches. Just cause they don't know what they're missing.

Ok, let me explain something here - I haven't had a cigarette in two days. I'm a leeeetle on the wild side tonight. Wild - bitchy - vicious. Hey! Speaking of vicious - Sid and Nancy is on TV!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:30pm

PW LMFAOOOOOOOO

Sassys
I am glad to hear you are attempting to quit smoking...very cool! You could always go hunt down the pair we know as CT and the other twaat...they should be about ready to take some heat! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:34pm

I'm huntin' wabbit!

No wait, I'm huntin' cunt! That's better. No, wait. That's wrong - that's just so wrong.

God, god - what have I done to myself. I no longer even know what I'm huntin'.

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:39pm

Ooooo PW no you DIH-DENT!!

Sassys
That literally made me spill my drink! Knock it off! You funny funny lady!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:43pm

I'm afraid I must have, Sassys. Although I don't really

remember doing it. This is a total bitch. I no longer remember what I'm huntin' and I no longer remember doing it.

Fact of the matter is, I'm buzzin' a little from these damned nicotine lozenges. And, in case you are wondering, I do NOT recommend them.

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:50pm

LOL PW Awwww:(

Sassys
Errr last I remembered you were hunting hmmm...oh yeah CT KW IQOAW Sassys Oh so very many! Hell when I quit the last thing I want is a breathmint disguised as a "nicotine fix" Eeeeeeeew!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:59pm

Not so much a Eeeewwww as a ew, Sassys.

Not very satisfying at all. But then, you eat another and another and another and you suddenly notice that the picture on the TV is exceptionally bright and that Sid Vicious really was a brilliant muscian and then you realize - yes, that's when is hits you - that you are fucked up on nicotine. Totally buzzed out of your mind on these little breathmints. Dude - just fuckin' - dude.

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 7:10pm

Actually Dude you should probably

Sassys
quit taking them...I am serious. A cigarette will kill you slowly, but a n overdose can kill you way quicker. Just be careful, please?

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 7:15pm

I promise, Sassys.

Hell, with my resistance they wouldn't kill me anyway. Just make my cravings worse. Crap - will power - I hate having to use that stuff.

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 7:17pm

You sing like a bird??

Sassys
Well I sing like a gnat! But in Mexico they love my voice...I can whine with the best of them!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:30pm

Like a bird - like a virgin - whatever it takes.

Wait - what were we talking about?

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:33pm

Are you pulling a Madona on me? Egads woman!

Sassys
I truly hated that song...she was the most (and still is) unvirgin like woman out there! ACK!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:36pm

Who me? Madonna? I kinda

fucking doubt that.

Ok - I'm back - had to watch Sid kill Nancy - that cunt.

I've got the most hilarious lyrics to that song. Gaston wrote them - "Like a Nazi" - I'll dig them up and e-mail them to you. They are hilarious!!!!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:42pm

Hahahaha Yes PLEASE do!

Sassys
The very thought of it already has me cracking up! You really are on a rant tonight...I say GO FOR IT!

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 6:45pm

Well, I kinda have been - going for it, that is.

Unfortunately, I have a new temp assignment tomorrow. yeah. whoopee. can't you see how excited i am?

Anyway, I've gotta get my ass to bed pretty soon so I can go in and type my little fingers off tomorrow. Pussy Willow needs to pay the mortgage - and the car payment - and the light bill - and she's gotta get some nicotine gum, too. These little lozenges just are NOT doing the trick!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:54pm

Well good for you PW

Sassys
I know how much you hate the temp dealio, but I can't wait to read your stories (especially while you quit smoking) that's gonna change the blog world completly!!! Yikes! GO TO BED!! I shall cry by myself! *Sniff*

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 7:02pm

Looks like I'm just about down for the count, Sassys.

One! Two! Three!!! (and so on and so forth) She's OUT!!!!

Talk to you tomorrow!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 7:13pm

Goodnight PW

Sassys
I will talk with you at some point tomorrow...good luck with the job:)

Sassys – May 30, 2007 – 7:16pm

Lyrics are in the mail, Sassys!

Hope you get as big a kick out of them as I did. Gaston is a total HOOT!!!

Pussy Willow – May 30, 2007 – 6:56pm

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