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JERRY SPRINGER IS A GENIUS

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Today began with me sleeping late (as usual) and Nella-bean slept about 20 minutes longer. The tv was still on and The View was just beginning. I’ve watched the show off and on for years. Today’s guests included Jerry Springer and Donny Deutch. How can you not love these guys???

I’ve thought it and said it for years ~ Jerry Springer is a genius! He’s an educated man, worked in politics and went on to spotlight the dredges of society??? How many have hated the man for his show? I can say honestly, I never have. Sure, it’s an embarrassment to think that our society is so screwed up that we get off on the dysfunction of others. But, as the one to start it all, he’s become a millionaire 500 times over! His name is synonymous with all things in bad taste, yet as a person he’s a quiet and serious man. I’m sure we could easily point the finger that he is the reason we now have television programs packed with reality tv. But, I tend to think we would have ended up here anyway. Let’s face it, like most of our television mega-hits, we didn’t think of it first! Reality tv came from Europe. Yep, to date ‘Desperate Housewives’ is the only show we can say is ours without a doubt! Lying, gossiping and in general bad behavior ~ that’s All-American!

So, Jerry saw a market and ran with it. Again, it’s embarrassing, but even Japan has the weirdest of reality tv! I even know someone who was on his show. My ex-brother in law’s ex, Emmaline. I never saw the show (I found out about it after the fact) but apparently she went in order to clear her name as a home wrecker. Don’t know if she was, but she felt they’d be able to say whatever they wanted if she wasn’t around to dispute it. But, really, how can you hate a guy who created an entire industry that made him millions??? I don’t like those shows, I don’t like reality tv ~ so, I don’t watch it! But, I do respect the man for his vision.

It was almost a theme show in that Donny Deutch brought on with him a woman who went from mom to millionaire mom. She also saw a market and created an entire line of women’s undies. It may not seem terribly important to highlight a woman who finally put an end to panty lines, but if a moments thought is put into it, it IS. As she explained it ~ and Donny encouraged ~ she had always been the one who friends came to for fashion advice. After a while she realized what she had there! And, putting in the time and effort to market these products herself, she managed to do what most people would think is impossible! And, in rare form, Donny Deutch became cheerleader to the world. Encouraging everyone to think deep, think hard ~ Somewhere in ourselves is an idea just as good! Don’t limit yourself! Now, of course, simply being the man who on live television called Ann Coulter an idiot to her face is enough to make me love him forever. But, I now am determined to become a faithful viewer! (as soon as I get cable again)

I’ve never been one to sit back and encourage doing nothing. And, in our world of “do-nothings” and people who honestly believe that life OWES them, it’s so important that we give credit to those who do encourage people to find their own type of greatness. I’m working on three internet businesses ~ one I believe will become a big money maker. It’s taking a lot of time and effort, but in the end will do wonders for my pocketbook and also give me some financial freedom. As I told Hutt recently, it may even enable me to live where ever I want without fussing over a working Visa! (eventually) It will give me less to worry over financially and at the same time offer a service that doesn’t exist at this time! It is also giving my ego and confidence a much needed boost! What reworking my resume/CV for the teaching gig has done for me is make me realize that on paper ~ I suck. No college & nothing but mediocre, low paying jobs (well, with a couple exceptions). And, worse, no method to the madness! It’s not like I’ve worked for years in the same mediocre, low paying industry. Man, I’m all over the place! BUT, I have paid attention! I may not have had an obvious direction, but they weren’t simply a means to an end. I asked questions, watched my bosses and their bosses. And, what I’ve come away with is the confidence to build my own businesses! I’m even looking ahead at the possible teaching gig. Will I, after awhile, be able to handle all three while grading papers and being there 100% for my students? Well, I’ll probably need to hire people and I feel confident in that, too.

Now, my hero, ammorton ~ I think she’s perfect as she is. But, while watching the segment with the millionaire mom, I kept thinking that could easily be her! I bet in all her life experience she’s got some great idea that could make her a millionaire, too. I bet we all do! Maybe what we need to do is create a future millionaire network. Something or someplace to share our ideas or just to network. Hell, none of my soon-to-be open stores would even be happening if catfish hadn’t taken the time to explain what I needed to do and even the best way to do it! I mean, come on! This is what he does for a living! He certainly didn’t need to clue me in for free! But, he did and I think we all could offer advice that would help advance dreams that otherwise might not become a reality.

We can all be great. We can all find something that in our final hours will make us proud. So, why not try??? I say we all strive to be Jerry Springer!

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

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IntricateGirl's picture

Spooky,

I've come up with a couple of products already. I'm working on the prototype for one and trying to figure out a cost effective way of doing it. If that takes off, I'll be able to make the second one, which is the one that will bring the money.

As far as the Jerry Springer type shows, my husband knew a couple of people who went on Jenny Jones and acted out this whole story they made up. Totally fictional. I think a lot of people did that. They saw a chance for their 15 minutes of fame, and they grabbed at it. Being theater majors, it helped them in their careers too. lol

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That's excellent, IG!

I've had ideas over the years, but am only now begining to fullfil any of them! One was for a waffle maker - creating interchanging plates with diferent charaters on them. Someone beat me to that idea and I've been pissed off at myself ever since!
Good luck with yours!

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Jerry Springer is definitely

Jerry Springer is definitely one of a kind lol. I think everyone in America must know him.

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he seems like

a nice guy, too. And talk about an easy job! They don't even come up with the topics! They form the shows around the letters people send in! So, he pretty much just needs to show up!

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Jerry Springer made it feasable for

Sassys

Alabama to get a name...LOL.

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too true!

he also made life in the trailer park seem more interesting!

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Spoo-ky, Spoo-ky, Spoo-ky!

That was me encouraging you to be the best "Jerry" you can be.

As for that future millionaire network - I'm in! As far as what we sell to become millionaires, hell, the American public will buy anything as long as it's marketed right. I say spend as little as possible on the product development and production and pour everthing we've got into TV ads. Oh, and we can do stuff like give Britney a lifetime supply of frozen coffee drinks if she'll wear our product - or carry it around with her - or hang it from one of her new lips.

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Sassys

"new lips" Hahahahahaha...at least the lips she is now sporting do not require any underpants...yeah I know...Eeeeeeew!

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Ooo! Oooo!!! I got it! We can make

crotchless thongs!!! Those would be absolutely PERFECT for Britney!!!

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crotchless

Ok, at least knowing someone else was on the same "oh so wrong wavelength" makes me feel better! LOL

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Well hell PW why not

Sassys

Just sell thread and call it "Useless panties for the Britney in you"? LOL.

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"For those days when you're feeling a little Britney"

No, no...."Don't cover those lips. Papparrazi everywhere want pictures of them"

No, no....."For those nights when you know you are going to end up in the back seat"

No, no...."For those Hoooooot August Nights" Oh hell, now I've got that song running through my head. Well, at least there's something running through there. The silence was absolutely deafening this morning.

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Feeling a little bit Brittney????

Oh my damn! Now it's my turn to look nuts as I laugh hystarically as people walk by!

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PANTIES!

That could be the co-op product! Panties that Britney wears to advertize! Do you think the logo 'Read my lips' would be in bad taste?

Hey, with that program I now have to build websites, I could put something together for a network. Nothing fancy, but hey, it's about support, so it doesn't need to be! I just think that encouragment goes a long way! Maybe someone with no ideas now, might put in the effort to think of something if they see others doing it, too!

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Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!! Spooky, that is so perfect....

I think I peed a little! And I can't stop laughing. O help. I hope the bosses stay in their meeting til I get myself under control!!!

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panties with a thick liner then!

Crap, my battery is already draining! I hate this! Ah well, we could totally run with it and then add new ones, like 'Read my lips' on the front - on the back 'they said gentil warts'

I dunno - just don't get fired! LOL

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Oh god, Spooky, you are killing me!

And I'm currently surrounded by sourpuss lttle old ladies who would never, ever, ever understand this. Life is so hard when you have a sense of humor and live in bum-f*** TX. LOLOLOL!!!!!

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I'm glad, PW

this week has been so much shit! I've got most of my DVD's stollen! No money, but the money coming in I'll have to figure out how NOT to give my friend any of (the other half of my half of the rent) because I'm sure it was she who stole my movies - and money!

But, just having one of our, childish, yet genius chats makes it all better! Funny how I didn't even realise how much I missed making you pee your pants til now!

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Dang, Spooky, that's some friend you got there.

She's really gone down the toilet, hasn't she. I just hate to see people screw their lives up like that. It's not just that they throw away their future, they throw away their past, their friends, their family. And in the process they hurt the people who love them.

I agree, our chats are absolute genius and one day we will have to figure out how to fit all these one liners and insanties into a screenplay. I bet it would outgross everything on the market!!!

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You're on, PW!

Ya, the stealing has only been recent! And, the funny part is that I know she's just angry and trying to rationalize it. She knows by now that I don't approve of her lifestyle and since I've had money "issues" lately, I'm sure she's telling herself I'm just lying about not having the other half of the rent! I'm going through the house inch by inch to find them. If I don't, it'll be another lesson for me! Never trust a friend with a habit - no matter how long you've known them!

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Just asking, but,...

has anyone here seen the Steve Wilkos Show? He's the big, bald guy who was Jerry's main bodyguard, and now has his own talk show, under Springer's production company, that comes on WGN at 2AM, at least here. It's somewhat interesting in that there's nothing warm and fuzzy about this guy, and, unlike Jerry, you see his passion when he's dealing with some of these people, whether they're idiots or trying to do the right thing, just not quite getting there.

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No, I haven't, catfish

But, I also don't have cable and without cable you tend to only get one or two stations. On a completely off topic - does anyone else find it weird that no matter where you live - cable or not - you get NBC in loud & clear????

Anyway, in about a month remind me and I'll look for the show!

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NBC always seems,...

to be near the beginning of the channels, so maybe that's why.

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