Written by Jerky Man
Section 1: Basic Rules For Men

Rule 1: No Crying

No matter what you see on T.V., it is not ok to cry in front of other people. You must bottle it up and save it for when you are all alone.

exceptions:

A) In certain situations it is ok to cry in front of others but, no matter what, sobbing hysterically is out of the question.

example situations:

1) The death of an immediate family member.

2) The death of a dog that you have had since you were under the age of 14.

3) You are the recipient or witness to major trauma to the groin.

4) It is never ok to cry during any movie no matter what.

B) In other circumstances it is ok to allow stray tears to roll down your cheek in public.

example situations:

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