It's Over
I posted this earlier, but for some reason it disappeared. So, here it is again. By the way, sorry I haven't been around much lately. Been busy with work and studying for my A+ certification. But, I took the test yesterday and passed. WooHoo! On with the post:
If I ramble, please forgive me. It's after 1am pst, which means that it is now May 30th. I am a bit drunk and I've spent the last couple of hours with a stripper named Becky and her snatch all in my face.
I will do the best that I can to make this coherent even though Hennessey and Gin and micro brewed beers are currently racing through my veins.
It's May 30th. Just another day for everyone, right? Not for me. It's my birthday. God has seen fit to grant me one more year on this earth. But, it's over. As of now, my 20's are over. I am now 30 years old. I can't even comprehend this. For so long it appeared that I wouldn't live to see this age. But, here I am. Where did the time go? Where did my childhood go?
30 years old. Thank you, God. Thank you for letting me have one more year.
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Oh Sean, Sean, Sean......
First off "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"!!!
My first thought after reading the first couple of sentances was "uh-oh, he's drunk, and then Bam! There was that last sentance about the stripper...and I knew I was gonna roll laughing.
So your 30, thats not a bad thing, and yes you have been granted another year to live your life better than you ever have. Do great things, and accomplish much. I have faith this year will be great for you.
Really, I am glad you celebrated well, and glad to read ya again.
ammorton
Thank you. I guess it is just going to take some getting used; being 30. If I start searching for grey hairs then I know I've gone over the edge. ;-)
1) Happy birthday! 2)
1) Happy birthday!
2) Congrats on passing the certification!
3) Congrats on Becky's snatch.
4) Congrats on consuming so many different types of alcohol, and still speaking coherently.
5) 30 is better than 20. And with the way your 30th is sounding so far, 30 is better than 29. Certification, strippers, and booze... Life could be a lot worse.
IG
Thank you. You list has me laughing my ass off, especially #3!
I was already laughing.
I was already laughing. When you talked about Becky, I immediately thought of Cheech's monologue in "From Dusk til Dawn". It could be worse. I could have thought of "Ze Germans". (We'll see who picks up that movie reference.)
Ate my message also, Sean,...
and I don't remember everything I said so I'll just say happy birthday and stay safe.
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catfish
Thank you. It's been good and safe so far...
Well Happy Bday dude!
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You got lucky...30 is a great age to be! And that's with or sans "Beckys" snatch:) You passed the test and you got drunk...life is good. It could have been Beckys big toe...ya know?
sassys
This true, but then I wouldn't have been throwing down dollars, ;-)
Hah Sean!
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No Dollas...no toes!
Happy birthday, Sean. Sorry
Happy birthday, Sean. Sorry the wish is late. Sorry I wasn't there to celebrate with you cause it sounds like you had a ball.
But cheer up. You know, they say 30 is the new 20 and 40 is the new 30, etc., etc. And in that case, you've got another 10 years to party like you're 20.
As for 50 being the new 40, for the most part I fucking hated my 40s, so I'm gonna stick with my 50s. Not that they're all that great, either - at least, nobody's been burying their face in my snatch, lately, that's for damned sure. God, I hate being old.
PW
Thank you. As for burying my face, not quite. I couldn't see myself trying to explain to the doctor how I got an STD on my face, ;0)
LMAO, Sean!!! Didn't think
LMAO, Sean!!! Didn't think about needing a rubber for your face. See how out of touch I am?
Hahahaha Now there's a product in the making!
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Let's see...hmmm..."Are you sexually active?" "Protect your face with the new and improved Rubber Made "Snatch Snatch" "P.S. It will catch any unwanted hairs" Hashahahahahaha *Sigh*
You are not old PW
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one is not old at fifty...rather one is uuum, ripened:D
Ripened, Sassys? Eeeewwwww!
Ripened, Sassys? Eeeewwwww! That sounds worse that old. How far from ripened can rotten be? But you're right, 50 isn't old. I don't know what the hell it is, but it's not old.