I should start saying that Mesothelioma is a rare form of carcinoma of the mesothelium lining lungs or abdomen or heart. This is the official definition and I transcribe it here for the record. For no medical people let’s say that mesothelioma is a rare and surely very aggressive kind of cancer.

If my blog’s title got your attention that’s surely because it is made of what we use to call around here ‘black humour’, or dark, or simply a ‘pain in th… humour’. However, I will try to explain myself.

I’m really not capable of laughing on mesothelioma, it’s a very serious thing. I also pray the Lord to help those people who have one. But I was reading abhilash’s blog on mesothelioma and oh my goodness! I suddenly realize that in a short period of time I could be eating (and my family too) from the mesothelioma word. Just think about it…

They’re paying $84 for a click on ‘mesothelioma’, the mesothelioma attorneys pay $80, mesothelioma lawyers pay $69 (Are not the same attorneys and lawyers?, Are the lawyers poorer than attorneys?). Also, if you can write about an alignant pleural mesothelioma you’ll be paid with $55 for each click, but you should also spend a lot of time searching and researching (not everybody knows what an alignan pleural mesothelioma is about). If you are in the construction business may be you feel more comfortable writing about Asbestos Cancer (asbestos isn’t a heat insulator?). It pays $54 and you’ll only have to sit at the computer and write, it is not necessary to make yourself dirty handling it. Don’t know, but I suspect that Asbestos and mesothelioma have something in common. Or perhaps you know somebody who suffers of mesothelioma, then it will be easier to write about the symptoms, but I must prevent you, it only pays $53 and $52.

Now comes the interesting part. In my country (I won’t write it down not to confuse Google) the average salary of a common working man (believe it or not!) is about $15 a month. That is to say that with only one single click of my own, on one of my mesotheliomas adds, I could be reaching the salary of 3 to 4 month… Can you imagine that ?!!!

But I think mesothelioma is for everybody. Let’s say it is a patrimony of human kind, and everybody (you too), have the right to use it. It soon will be included in the Universal declaration of human rights. Something like this:

Every human being has the right to write about mesothelioma and get the earnings proceeding from their clicks.

I advice you to leave all your other topics and let’s all together write about mesothelioma. Mesothelioma is the key of our wealthy future. I’ve been writing about psychology, baseball, feng shui, and other silly topics. I’ve got a few clicks (about 15 this month) and reach the incredible amount of 0.83 cents. This way not even by 2015 will be reaching the $100 to google transfer me.

So this is my writing tip for you people. Somebody told me that is good to write about writing techniques and this is it. Leave your current topics right now and turn to mesothelioma. I’ve been putting mesothelioma enough so google give me the present of at least one mesothelioma add. Hopefully there will be a kindly hand that clicks over and… you know… 3-4 month salary for me!

I can predict that if things keep going this way, in a short period everybody here will be writing about mesothelioma. Somebody in the street will ask you through your limo’s window what you do for living and your answer will be: I’m a mesothelioma writer!

Even our beautiful webmaster should be thinking in changing the site’s name. No more bloggerparty… this won’t be a place for bloggers neither a party. It’s money what I’m talking about my dear! I could give you some suggestions: What about mesotheliomaniacs.com ? Or mesowriteandearn.com, or mesofriendstheliomas.com ?

Anyway, I think I could make myself explained. It’s not the same ‘eating the mesothelioma’ than ‘eating from mesothelioma’.