Apparently Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised not to have sex before April 9th (the election date in Italy). I am not huge on discussing politics because I am as moderate as I pointed out last week, but this is the most incredibly ambitious/stupid campaign promise I have ever seen! True, it won’t be as hard since he is married, but as a politician he has to have eight or nine mistresses to keep in check, right?

It is very clear that Italian politics don’t work like they do here in the good ol’ USA. It turns out that Silvio has had a face lift and hair transplant as well. While we would be barbecuing our leaders on late night television for doing such things, this Italian has become a playboy over there.

Do you think he consulted with former president Bill Clinton first to set up an operational definition of sex before throwing out this little promise? I mean if we go with Bill’s definition, then I think I could pull it off. Otherwise, this guy has either a lot of will power, or has no trouble lying to a priest!