My health insurance is higher than James Brown on an airplane. It cost 600 bucks per month. That being because I had Wolf Parkinson White Syndrome. Wolf Parkinson White Syndrome is a heart condition, for all you doctors out there, but once it's fixed it's done for. It's 99% likely never to return. Those are good odds. That's what the insurance companies don't understand. I'm cured. But my insurance woes are in the balance because of 1%. My parents say that once you get sick or something like that happens your health insurance will be astronomical from that point on. Basically, I'm ice skating with cleats. I'm screwed. The only comfort I have is to get a job with a large company that has group insurance where my high ass insurance will get absorbed into the group deal. Still, it's comforting to know that if I ever get sick again, it'd be cheaper to kill myself.