Well, April has been a heck of a month in what has already been one heck of a year! Since I haven't blogged much here so far for a few months, I've been doing double-time over to the other Rundown and I decided I'd go on and index everything (or, better yet, just the highlights) as I used to. And what better day to do it than this?

But since so much has changed, I've decided to change the format of the Indeces as well. A little read-along at home, if you please?...

Anna Nichole done went and died on me, so I dumped her (turns out that kid wasn't even mine!). A very sick young man shot up a school and made a mockery of the national media. Funky fly-fresh recording mogul, Russel Simmons, proved that he is completely out of touch with the rap music industry of today (which he still insists on calling "hip-hop"). Word to yo mama, foo. Rosie O'Donnell done up and left The View and The Donald took one last potshot as she left, calling her "a loser."

Zombies invaded the comics industry in the wake of Captain America's death and they'll be invading the silver screen in short order. Superheroes have all but completely taken over the boob tube and Heroes is already destined to be a television classic. Spidey's getting his own Broadway musical - and you will not believe who's writing the music! Hell, the funnybooks literally came to life, according to a prominent mineralogist!

Some nappy-headed hos got Don Imus fired, Kurt Vonnegut took "slapstick" to a whole new level, and Bob Clark died. Life was canceled - no, that's not a continuation of the former sentence, the magazine. The Wording got hacked, my modem got fried, and then my whole computer quit working! I just pray they aren't all related...

All in all, a pretty darned good month for blogging, huh? Here's to many more - but, let's try to make them a shade less... tragic, can we?