In The Ghetto

So, I finally got some cool neighbors. Long story that I won't go into...yet, but the last people were a bunch of cockbags.

Anyway, on Wednesday, I just get home from work. It's hot. Something like 97 degrees. I want to kill myself and anybody else within 5 feet of me. My cool neighbors have a couple of dogs. Their names (the dogs) are Samson and Deliliah. The coolest dogs you could ever want to meet (I'll try to get pics of them later) and so I let my babygirl, Mindy hang out with them. Mindy is my dog ( and the bane of my existence).

Anyway, I have mt front and back doors open because I know that as long as Mindy is kicking it with the other two she's not going to get in any shit. So, a little while after I get home, I see people pouring out of my neighbors place and heading up the street.

My first and only thought is "oh shit. Mindy done fucked up and took off." I treat her like my daughter and I bring her up old school, meaning that if she fucks up and I don't see it, but my neighbors do, they have my permission to beat her ass.

So, I follow after everyone, out of the cul-de-sac and up to the main road. The whole time I'm thinking "I told her not to leave the yard. When I find her, it's her ass."

I get to the main road and encounter a screaming match. My neighbors are yelling at this old hag, wicked witch of the west lookin' bitch. Come to find out, this had nothing to do with my baby. Instead, it had everything to do with the neighbor's baby.

They have kids and family with kids. A little girl, all of 6 or 7, was playing with the rest of the kids. She family and they all know each other. This boy, about 10, came over. No one invited him, talked to him, etc. He pushed this little girl down and twisted her arm behind her back and called her a fucking bitch and started kicking her.

The rest of the kids ran inside to get an adult and the boy took off. He was followed back to his place where the group found the mother smoking tweak with another woman and the yelling in the street ensued.

Cut to the next day. I'm sitting on the back porch, after work, and hanging with my neighbors. We see this razor scooter come flying over the fence. It wasn't long before we find out that it was the same asshole kid. He had beat up some other kid and stolen the scooter. Kid's parents call the cops and Asshole McBrat is running from the cops and tries to hide the evidence by throwing it in our yard.

Nope. We ain't havin' it. Go and talk to the cops about everything. They ain't having it, don't want to hear it. Doesn't matter cause the future offender is already hand cuffed and in the back of the car. Apparently, that was just to scare him cause they let him go and an hour later were back out cause he had managed to put a dent in a car parked on the street.

Like I said earlier, old school raising. Maybe I am wrong, but if this was my kid it wouldn't have gotten this far. I would have put a dent in his fucking forehead a long time ago. This kid needs his ass kicked and so does his worthless mother, fuckin' tweaker bitch.

Also, I found out that the russian maffia lives in my cul-de-sac, but, that's another story for another time.