An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that
you know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with bulging biceps.
3. I am a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister: Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"Naw...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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