If I Ever Meet Big and Rich, I'm Going to Punch Them in the Face

I used to be a big country music fan. I have since come to my senses and have graduated to heavier music, such as screamo, punk and hardcore. Anyway, I'm getting off of my topic. If I ever happen to meet the horrible country act known as Big and Rich, I most likely will punch them in the face. Or kick them in the nuts.

Why?

They helped to create the worst catch-phrase of all time: Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I know that you idiots out there think you are clever by writing it everywhere, but you aren't. It is a moronic saying. It would be like if I started to write There's just something women love about a pick-up man. It's stupid.

Big and Rich, you are on notice.