If Hillary Keeps Losing, Obama Will Have To Take Vice Presidency WHAT?

That's right! If Hillary Clinton, keeps losing states for the Democratic Presidential Campaign Barack Obama will have no choice, but to accept the Vice Presidency. I mean what else can Obama do. He can't possibly get the Presidency by winning can he? (CLICK READ MORE BELOW)

Well, according to Hillary's moronic campaign logic, Obama should take the Vice Presidency when he's ahead in delegates and popular vote. We haven't seen this type of reasoning since the 2000 Election when Bush thought Gore had no right to contest the election when Gore was ahead in both categories that matter the electoral college and popular vote.

Hey Hillary, I thought Obama wasn't experienced enough to be President yet you think he'll be okay being a heartbeat away from the Presidency. Just another example of a disingenuous attack by the Clinton Campaign like the Ad with Hillary answering the crisis phone call at 3AM. The only reason Hillary would be up at 3AM is because she's waiting for Bill Clinton to come home from partying all night with Elliot Spitzer and I CAN PROVE IT! PROOF: Why the hell else would Hillary be awake and fully dressed in her pants suit at 3AM if this wasn't true. Just look at the ad.

Of course, I'd still rather have Hillary answering that crisis call than John McCain. McCain could have a Nam(short for Vietnam Jabronies) flashback and say just NUKE THEM ALL! Besides, McCain's age actually gives him an unfair advantage in this scenario. McCain has to get up every 30 Minutes to take a whiz. Moreover, he goes to bed at 7PM which further ups his odds of being awake at 3AM. And everybody thought McCain's age was a liability. Go figure. (All JOKES ASIDE. McCain is a HERO! Thank you for your service Sir).

Time for Total Man Package Campaign Advice for Obama.

First, take Hillary up on her offer for VP with the following conditions: If Hillary agrees to continue to lose all future primaries, you'll strongly consider the Vice Presidency. Then, you'll just consider not to take it after you've won.

Second, hire Lex Luthor to work for the Obama Campaign and have him at the Democratic National Convention with a lead(to prevent Super Delegates from using x-ray vision) suitcase full of Kryptonite because there's a damn good chance Hillary's camp will try to screw you over with the Super Delegates and the Kryptonite is the only thing that's going to stop them.

GOD DAMN IT! Lex Luthor is already working for Hillary! Oh well, Luthor would have never worked for a good guy anyhow.

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!