In five seasons I've somehow managed to catch five minutes of American Idol and loathed the experience. While cruising the channels last night I bumped into the recent winner as he came on with his whispy, wimpy voice and started to sing flat followed by the runner up as her voice slipped and slided into posistion. Utter trash and utterly unimpressive. The last time I fell into the trap was when they had their Queen tribute and I thought I'd give it a chance until the first American Dork came out and regeritated his lack-luster, country version of Fat Bottom Girls. What a waste of five precious minutes that I'll never be able to retrive.