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I Want A Bigger Nose

Submitted by SharonHH on October 8, 2006 - 4:28am. plastic surgery

Most people who have nose jobs have their noses thinned or reduced, but I want a bigger nose. My nose has always been on the small side. It's been called dinky or cute, but it's just plain old small. On a person my size - nearly six foot - it looks ridiculous.

So I'm up for some rhinoplasty nose surgery. I haven't quite decided what look to go for. After all, how big is too big? Should I go for the MJ-before-surgery look or the 20-rounds-with-Tyson look? I'm not really sure.

All I know is, I'd better do something quick. They say everything shrinks as you get older. If my nose shrinks, I'll be in real trouble. I can see it now. One day I'll look in the mirror and there'll be a blank space where my nose used to be. Plastic surgery - here I come.

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Wanna swap with me?

Submitted by missmaster on October 8, 2006 - 3:13pm.

I think my nose is a little too big. It has a small (almost inconspicuous to everyone else) bump in the middle that kinda irks me from time to time. I don't think I'd get surgery though.

As a quick peek at what your nose might look like after surgery, try punching it, or getting someone else to punch it. Not like knock you out style but enough to make it swell a bit.

Maybe that's a bit extreme, but probably not as extreme as getting a nose job.

Seriously, spend a great deal of time thinking about it before you do anything you may regret later. Case in point: Michael Wacks- I mean, Jackson.

Just a thought.

Besides, do that many people really comment on it? I think to a lot of people you probably have the perfect size nose.

Who gives a s**t what people think anyway.

Just be careful you aren't trying to take your mind off an underlying problem that may go away for a short while as a result of surgery but will inevitably surface again with a vengeance.

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A punch in the nose would

Submitted by SharonHH on October 8, 2006 - 3:39pm.

A punch in the nose would certainly be cheaper, missmaster. I've got an ex-boss who would probably be happy to oblige ;)

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Pah!

Submitted by missmaster on October 18, 2006 - 3:00pm.

Too much satisfaction on the part of your ex-boss. Offer him/her a nose enlargement of their own, free of charge! Then you could analyse the results and make your informed decision. LOL

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