Kizzy Proclaims "I Should Have Done this A Long Time Ago!"

Empowerment | Personal Growth

I mean really...I am a New Millienium Woman right? I've been sitting here next to EB, doing his comatose bidding for the last couple of days and it just hit me all of a sudden- "What the Fluck Kizzy!?!, Your sitting here with your OWN laptop, doing the vegamatic watch on Evil "Whatshisname" and having to lift his hospital gown EVERY time to read the password to his sign-in account that he had tattooed on his dingus- which was made EVEN more difficult and uncomforatble because it aint a short password and Ol'Evil aint exactly Johnny Wad in the package department, so there was some considerable handling and extension of tubular flesh in order to initially read the password! Enough is enough of that crap, so I went and signed up here with my own account and now I'll be free to blog ALL day the Kizzy Way!
Oh sure there will be the obligatory Evil_Bob channeling, I can't fight that...he's EVILishly powerful and hell, it's like that song, 'gotta a spell on me' I can't resist his Evil hold, even though he's lying here with a tube down his throat and a tube in his dingus, he's still the EVIL man that I've devoted my life to now, or at least until the next electrical power failure here at Ludlow General Hospital, Mu-Ha-ha-ha-haaaa (that's him with the channeling thing now)
Anyway, I figure that with my own blogging account I can chit-chat with the other gals here, maybe drop some of my own brand of writing style on this crowd here and still keep an eye on A_Nominus_Boobhead, without violating the standing protective order he got placed against me this morning. Gotta, go and help Juanita the Nurse roll Evil_Bob over to his side so they can work on that impaction again...

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