I Hope That I Don't Die Before You Learn To Drive
Sitting here and waiting
I’m nervous and sweating
Thinking about what’s coming
When I get out and go driving
With a teenager who loves to drive
Me next to the driver side
Maybe I should run and hide
So I can stay alive.
Rolling through the streets we go
WATCH OUT! You gotta stop you know!
We almost crashed into that pole!
My hands are feeling cold.
Ambulance! LOOK OUT!
I don’t mean to shout
But my life’s at stake no doubt
And you gotta look out
For the other cars that are about.
What did that driving school do?
Did they have a clue?
That’s right, I remember that dude
He thought you were cute
And forgot that I paid him loot.
Ok I’m still alive let’s move on
Go down this road HEY! Stay off the lawn!
Driving with you there’s no time to yawn
And now my nerves are frazzled and gone.
WHAT?! Can you drive home
While you talk on the phone?!
Only if I could be cloned
If I die so I can still take care of your brother Jerome.
There’s the house we’re almost safe
My heart is slowing down from its ridiculous pace
It’s just a bit more to the parking space
Try to maneuver in with some grace.
First day’s done and I’m still alive
Only 49 hours more of driving to survive
I hope that I don’t die
Before you learn to drive.
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PurpleCrayonBrain, I know what you're going through
Below is a link to a post just like this on BlogEvolve. I have 13 hours out of 50 done. Would that I could pay someone to take my place.
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Sassys
This is exactly why I am glad that my sons father said he would teach him to drive...I would be the worst side seat driver! I have no patience when it comes to wether I live or die!
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Hey I am part of blogevolve too and Associated content and thisisbyus.com and helium. I move things around here and there and see the reaction on different works. In fact I created a poem about that too that I will either post later or tomorrow seems to be doing well where it's posted right now....that was the benefit of blogfeast things moved so quickly there you could write a bunch all day and as much as you wanted and not fill the recent posts board. The rest are all so limiting I had to involve myself in many different sites to get my writing fix taken care of.
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I know what you are going through
My 15 year old son likes to drive me home from the store. It's worse that any roller coaster I've ever been on. Talk about white knuckles. At least I get a cardio vascular workout at the same time. LOL
Hey? How did this video get here?
I didn't add this video to my blog...has my blog been captured by alien forces? What's up?
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