How to Stop the Iraqi Roadside Bombings~

How to Stop the Iraqi Roadside Bombings~

Submitted by IamTammy© on February 9, 2006 - 11:57am.

I have JUST figured out how to stop the roadside bombs on the US troops, and virtually stop the whole world wide AlQaeda thing in its proverbial tracks:

I was just sitting here, answering a reply to another post, when it dawned on me.....

I guess the best way to keep suicide bombers from such countries and various areas, is to print boobies on everything.

That's what the US needs to do~ draw huge giant nips and virginias on all of the tanks, our planes, our water towers, etc. Big giant boobies, on everything. Instead of lifting the hatch, lift a giant boober. They'll run screaming the other way~

Beside of the Washington Monument, construct a huge pair of knockers.

New Year's Eve? Drop giant a giant nip instead of...........the ball.

Put a nip on top of that tower and call it the Leaning Tower of Teetsa.

AlQaeda wants the almighty US dollar. Just put a picture of a topless Anna Nicole on there~ end of problem.

Trump wants to make the grandest, tallest hotel in the world? Construct two giant boobies into the sky and call'm Trump's Bumps.

Eiffel Tower? No problem. Convert the top to a booberoni, and voila~ call it the Eye Full Tower.

Give President Bush a new name........we can start calling him Nipsy Russell.

Don't want to worry about'm spraying our nation's fields with anthrax? Start a crop circle party all over the world, and pound down giant boobies into the wheat....uhuh-huhu-huh Hey Beavis........she said........'pound'.

Speaking of, start a non stop loop of nothing but Beavis and Buthead on Al Jazeera. They won't move from their seats ever again.

When you flash them the peace sign, stick your tongue in the middle of your fingers.

Stop calling us the land of the free, and follow Barney Fife's lead~ our new motto is: Nip it in the bud.

So you see, gentlemen, all these years of the phallic symbol prophecies? This is one time, you have to admit that a woman could really take care of the problem........better than a man and his......fallacy.

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LOL

Submitted by Slip Shoes William on February 10, 2006 - 4:35pm.

This had me laughing out loud! Great stuff!

Slip

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Thanks deary~

Submitted by IamTammy© on February 10, 2006 - 7:10pm.

What's even worse is, I sat here chuckling to myself like an idiot......outLOUD no less, while I typed that junk out.

I love it when I make myself laugh~

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P[EOPLE LIKE YOU ATLEASTCAN REMIND THE SOCIAL CONSCIENCE

Submitted by jasmiles on February 12, 2006 - 7:32am.

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'Eye Full Tower', heh heh.

Submitted by SenseChange on February 25, 2006 - 1:30am.

'Eye Full Tower', heh heh. That's rich.

-Sensy

p.p. still checkin you out, babuh!

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Sensy~

Submitted by IamTammy© on February 26, 2006 - 5:04pm.

heh~ I see that~ And you're still ornery.

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How about those structures that stand erect?

Submitted by FracturedMindset on February 26, 2006 - 5:17pm.

And what to you propose we do with structures and such that can’t be turned into female phallic symbols such as the Empire State Building? How about the Washington Monument? Hmm? There’s no working with them.

By the way, Eye Full Tower; Ha ha ha ha!

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haha~ FracMindset~

Submitted by IamTammy© on February 26, 2006 - 5:34pm.

hahaha you either put an another exact building and 'erect' one beside of it, and call it the old Torpedo Bra~ OR, just put two round buildings at the base of them, let's say, 2 round buildings at the base of the Wash. Monument. Soooooooooo~ if you're going to have the phallic, at least get some BALLS. lol this is soooooooooo bad.

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