The Geminian suggests that after so many years since 9/11, the US government still has not found Osama Bin Laden, they should try an older method of tracking down fugitives.

The Geminian proposes the government try asking Americans to donate as many dogs as possible, (say 30,000,) (Dogs? You say? Yes, dogs should be easy compared to our sons and daughters,) and send them over to Afghanistan with a shirt Osama left at his mom's house, containing his scent.

Strap to each dog, tiny transmitter/receivers and video feed, (basically a cell phone,) tracked in air by an unmanned Predator. Then set them loose, from one rally point to the next. They will smell his food, they will smell his feces, they will smell his scent, and they will find him, especially the well trained search dogs.

When the dogs have found him, airstrike...or something not so deadly, point is, dogs are loyal and will do as they are trained.

If they want Osama, then "let the dogs out!" Man's best friend. Let them wear red, white and blue bandannas and receive medals made of jerky. Let Osama fear the mighty howl of the American canines.