Houston We Have A Problem With Some Women

Houston We Have A Problem With Some Women

Last week a couple of women from the Houston Texas area lighted up the media. Houston we have a problem. We've got a crazed Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak driving 963.99 miles (according to MapQuest) without a bathroom break and her Depends have sprung a leak. Somebody call Tom Hanks from Apollo 13. We need to fix this shit (literally). On a serious note, I do feel bad for this poor lady and her family. Besides, NASA needs to look at the positives. They actually launched a vehicle for over a 900 mile trip without any screws ups or explosions.

By the way, how did they test Depends? Did they just pay people to sit around and crap and piss in prototypes? How many people needless crapped all over themselves before they got it right? Yeah, I know it DEPENDS how you look at the data. Maybe they didn't use people. Maybe they just kept dumping cement into the prototype to see how much of a LOAD the Depends prototype could take before overflowing or exploding.

Actually, this Astronaut lady wasn't evening wearing your over the counter Depends or Store brand. She was wearing special NASA Diapers which I'm sure cost thousands of dollars to develop while a LARGE 44'-54' EXTRA ABSORBENCY WORRY-FREE ODOR CONTROL 4 PACKS OF 18= 72 ONE CASE of Depends are going for $20 on Ebay plus $15 for shipping. There go your tax dollars again. I digress.

Moving on to another lady from the Houston, Texas area with a sad story Anna Nicole Smith. If you haven't heard, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt is now saying he may be the father of Anna's new baby daughter. Hell, want a surefire way to look like a complete stud. Well, step into line and just say you Banged Anna Nicole. If I was Andy Dick, I'd claim I banged her too and need a paternity test done. Then, maybe everyone would quit calling him Gay.

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