Note: If the language of this post is a little too graphic, read on and share in my love of half-way decent grammar coupled with sailor words.

Vanity, sometimes, is everyone's biggest sin, at some point in their lives. Sins come in all different ways and as God fearing Americans, we are taught that no sin is greater than the next. Well if this is so then why don't liars get sent to prison to spend half of their lives rotting there?

A woman had the audacity to say, "People who lie should be shot. I think its crazy when gays are allowed to sleep in the same house. You know they're screwing each other's brains out. And don't get me started on gamblers and smokers..."

We all lie, hey, that's a part of our human DNA. We might lie and not tell Ronnie that his penis is really small and he would make a horrible porn actor. We might not tell Kayla that her nose is far too crooked and no casting director would hire her even if she promised to suck his dick and his later generation of boy's dicks.

Though angry, I was; I kept my cool. I politely looked at her and said, "This is coming from a woman who's coochi coupons never expire."

She really looked vexed at this point.

"No, you've upgraded to N***y (her name is left out) gift cards. Pussy debit is a new thing, not remotely connected to sin, right? All a guys gotta' do is swipe the card down the crack of your nasty ass and pump away at free 99 per minute!"

As you can see, I had a little built up tension.

We've since made up, but I always ask her if her coochi coupons have expired yet.