Halo 3 Orphans, I feel for you

Tons of people have been playing Halo 3 nonstop since it was released. Unlike traditionall gaming drones, they do not sit in front of the screen slack-jawed and drooling, but they're tweaked up to the extreme. I guess being shot at doesn't calm the nerves. Drinking a ton of Game Fuel adds to the bug eyed paranoia.

If any gamers are reading this while waiting for the game cheat site of your choice to load, do us all a favor. Eat a square meal. Take a shower. Shave the appropriate parts. Change your clothes. And watch out for your 6 oclock! PWNED!!