Hair Balls for Sale, Tuppence a Bag....
Have mercy....I forgot what the post-partum hair loss thing was like until now. My daughter is 5 months old and I am shedding like a hairy beast after the vernal equinox. I'm starting to think that I am not far from looking like the Donald at the rate I am losing strands.
My hair is almost halfway down my back, so these strands are pretty long and no matter how often I clean or how high up of a bun I try to create on my head, there is hair EVERYWHERE. I am going to start balling it up and selling it on eBay.....I might as well find something lucrative to do with it, seeing as my modeling career may well be over unless models with 2 strands of hair become all the rage. And it's not like stranger things haven't been sold.......dirty undies?! Ha!
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ROFLMAO!!!! I remember
ROFLMAO!!!! I remember that.
One night after my daughter was born, I had a dream that I was eating a tarantula. I woke up and realized what happened. I swallowed one of my own hairballs in my sleep. lol Disgusting, but compared with swallowing big, hairy spiders, I'll take it.
As far as the dirty undies go... I read that there are certain Asian countries that actually have vending machines with these in there. I imagine they are in the nastier parts of town, and I also imagine that the internet has become a much better place to find them. But I heard about it and told my husband that I think I found my calling. He debated the cost of buying used vending machines and transporting them, while I wondered whether it could be granny panties, or if it had to be cute little Victoria's Secret undies. No, I never pursued it, but for a time, I had dreams of becoming the underwear queen of the world. ROFLMAO!!
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I dont remember losing hair
after my kids, but I guess it probably did happen. I just didn't pay alot of attention, I have always lost lots of hair just simply by brushing my hair. I only remember my teen years of losing alot of hair when I brushed it. It seemed to fall out in clumps, but I was told that was normal for my age because of the change in my body, and hormones, etc.....
So are you serious about the dirty undies being sold ? That is totally bizarre!!
IG & ammorton....dirty undies! LOLOL!
it's true! nasty but true! when i was in japan i heard about it. as a matter of fact they sell all kinds of pervy things out of vending machines there. during the day the machines look shut down and out of service & at night they are all lit up and ready for customers. LOL! there were also little stores that would sell school girl used panties that came complete with a polaroid of the school girl who had worn them. WTF?! some people really have the oddest fetishes.
and IG.....dont worry about the vending machines.....i think you could just set up a website and bring the dirty undie fetish to a whole new international level! :-P billionares club here comes IG!
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ROFL! I don't know. Most
ROFL! I don't know. Most of my sales would still come from Asia. I once read an article on how the various fetishes are local. Some countries really go for the undies, some like leather, others are feet. And usually there's a reason for it too. The government will have banned something long ago and there's this whole group of people who can't regularly express that desire. lol
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ooooh, Intricate...
i have an idea! why not incorporate all three!!! dirty leather undies that smell like feet! that may just open a whole new world of fetishes.....LMFAO! oh man, that is just gross.....
but on a serious note, it is pretty interesting how different regions have such different fetishes....would make for an interesting report...
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Hair loss
Ugh, HATE IT. There's hair EVERYWHERE. My daughter's almost nine months old and it's improving now. Sorta.
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This is somewhere in Japan? Well hell these are people that eat raw fish too...ack! Can you imagine a typical evening with the Shiutzos...entree of raw oysters, followed by dinner of raw fish, followed by fetish of dirty undies smelling! That's oh so very wrong on so many levels:)
LOL! Don't check YouTube
LOL! Don't check YouTube for the frog sashimi video. Trust me. Don't.
I would LOVE Japan. I plan on going there someday because I want to try fugu, and I don't trust anyone outside of Japan to prepare it properly. Besides, I've heard about the Japanese using English words as a design element, much like Americans get Kanji tattoos without a clue what they mean. I'd love to bring back a tshirt for my kids like the one at this link:
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=fuck-it-all.jpg&category=Adult%20Engrish&date=2006-11-13
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frog sashimi!
oh, what is that show on the travel channel where that chef travels the globe in search of the most disgusting foods? cant remember what it's called.....btu he was in tokyo in one episode and had frog sashimi and they showed how they made it.....live frog, beating heart removed....the whole 9.....ugh
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Yup. That was the exact
Yup. That was the exact thing I was talking about when I said not to google it. :D That was revolting, not just because he ate it, but actually seemed nonchalant about the beating heart and excited about the lizard saki. Ugh!
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oh that is hilarious!!!! i should have bought hoardes of the t-shirts and baseball caps i saw in asia that were grossly grammarlicious. i might have to dig up some ads i did with sayings like "fashion is the spring of womans privates" and "soft sofa for the wearing lady" NO JOKE! ROFL!!!!
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oh and......
they get even with us too......i worked for urban outfitters one summer and these really cute t-shirts arrived for us to sell.....they were selling like hotcakes, light blue with dark blue kanji & a baby T fit. a while after we started selling them a young japanese couple came in and started freaking out & laughing and bought FIVE of the shirts. i'll never forget it because i rang them up. i asked what was so funny and they said that the t-shirts said something to the effect of "my [nether regions] desire your exploration" (aka: F***K me!) have mercy. so glad i didnt buy that shirt.
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