ha ha?
i really feel bad for these new kids and dating. kids having kids. that is not even an issue though it is.
you got to do a background check on these people these days just to get laid. that is to get laid and not laid out. you go to bed with a girl wake up in a morgue with all your orgons missing. saying dam i know i party hard but i didnt drink that much last night did i?
hard to believe guys have to be more careful than girls now. you see that movie train wrecked or something with that cute girl that evryone loves. next thing you know blackmale, felony assault, money gone, family fucked yea baby sign me up for that date not.
stories use to be about a guy saw this hot girl took her home and dam its a guy with a dick and everything dam cross dressers! but now its put a micro chip in you organs like your pet in case it gets stolen. you'll be dead but at least your next of kin can find your organs that is if the cops dont take them out of evidence locker and sell them first. welcome to america land of the criminal and home of the victim. only the criminal have rights in america cause everyone has got money to pay fines with. and if your found innocent then they give you the money back but nothing for your suffering and time lost just tuff f ing luck
this way they get the money either way innocent or not. its the american is it not. i do security and body gaurd work this lay got beaten up for years. she finally gets the balls to not take it any more and fights back and hurts the abusive other and guesss what she goes to jail for assault. the guy that pistol whipped her over and over got nothing" only in america" in the infamous words of don king. but i know what your saying i am just being negative not looking at the bright side of life. well she found the bright side of life when she woke up and saw hospital lights cause she was rapped in her cell by cops. so your right i do see light at the end of the tunnel. sorry i am so negative.
well i may have a negative view on life but that is just a normal day for me. just facts of life of what i have known and seen. not negative at all just what i have seen had to take care of and deal with. happens every day in america and the you are worried about terroism and the prison victims in guantanamo bay cuba lol you better watch your own ass especially if you travel in georgia and get pulled over cause there the state police make you pay on the spot or your done, male or female. if your female they might let you work it off with some road crew, but that is on the spot now too, your spot on theirs. you better be good too cause they know. they get it all the time. now in virginia norfolk in tidewater if your a guy its the same way, if your pulled over, you get fucked and better be good cause they like em tight there in tight water lol..
new york aint so bad now they just take what you got for money and call it good they aint greedy with it cause they got millions of people to deal with, but down south if your a tourist god forbid you have your family with you they all take a turn of course the good thing about all this it dont effect your driving record or your insurance so see i am not negative just looking at the bright side.
some parts of chicago the cops beat down is relatively mild compared to beinf beat to death so its a fifty fifity shot there.
now in california between the sheriff department and ATF just hope you never have to deal with those fucks. educated abusers with expierience are the worst cause they get away with it so long before they finally get caught. especially in san jaun capistrano the drug dealers have direct diposite to the cops and you think i am joking. but i know i am just being negative not looking at the bright side like at least it does not go on a record. sure your out your money but that you can get back. the really only unfair thing is you paid tax on it so the dirty cops dont have too. like their two thousand plus salary a month aint enough with a 401 k and full benefits. they just barely get by on their double over time i really feel bad for them cause they got it so rough at work that they have to beat and rape people in their cells just to adjust. poor dears. but really look at the bright side they are jsut getting you ready if your ever arrested in another country cause their jails are a bit rougher like tiajuana. . but usually if you dress nice you can get out pretty quick and cheap except when you dress good and look good you might get the wood so you walk away but with a lump i mean a limp in your lump or soemthing like that. but i know i am jsut being negative again. its hard being a vigilante these days so many dirty greedy deals going down. but every once in a while i get to enjoy my job like with the pedafile preist thing that comes up literally all the time they always settle out of court usually in an un marked dumpster in graveyard ally. lol
well dont want to over laod you with negative things later on
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