GUilty Pleasures
So yea... the owner of the company and the lady that is directly above me are both gone for the rest of the week. That pretty much means I'm not doing anything. How is that different from any normal day? Well usually I have to pretend I'm doing work. ;)
Anyway here are some things that I hate myself for liking. Because if I had an ounce of will power or an inkling of integrity I'd avoid these things like the plague...
1) 8th and Ocean-FUCK. A show about models in Miami. "wah wah my skin is bad! I didn't get a job! I'm too skinny! I only banged 4 hot girls this week."
I wish all these kids would shut the fuck up. Yet..I'm drawn to it. And sadly it's not because the girls are cute...it's just brain sucking.
The only remotely redeemable storyline in this show are the set of twins and the amount of jealously they show towards one another. You couldn't write drama like that.(ok that’s a lie but it's a lot better when it's not scripted.)
2) Rihanna's S.O.S.- Who'd ever think that taking "Tainted Love" beat and speeding it up slightly would actually be catchy. I heard this song a million times this past weekend and every time it got more and more catchy. It's not even a really good song.
There's probably more but that's it for now. What's everybody else's current guilty pleasure?
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Blow Out
My guilty pleasure is definitely Blow Out. Yes the show about the guy who does hair and owns salons in beverly hills. I'm pretty sure I still like women, but if I keep this up...
Are you trying to say...
You've already gone bi and are getting gayer by the episode?
My Guillty Pleshures With Kizzy
Az far az I can tell frum comment'n so far it simms az if evury boddy iz talkin bout indevidjule guillt pleshures....witch iz fine and all, but I jest wanna say that guillty pleshures ah'tween two persons iz sumetimez the bettur arrangament.
Me and Kizzy likes to head down to this lil ol swimming hole where the nudie crowdz hang out; itz bout half an hour from our plaze in Ludlow, and purty isolayted so we aint nevur worried bout no police or family-types showing up and the crowd ther rangez from nudie luvurs of all types; frum the skinny folks, the not so skinny, the beautifulz cud-be-a-model to the not-so-beautifulz-pleeze-put-sume-clothez-on-for-Lordz-sake!
Watt me and Kizzy like to do iz kina find a spot thatz a lil bit moore iz-zoelated frum the genural populatshun; I git to rubbin Kizzy down with the tannin oil and then she purtendz that she iz one of them rare beluga wales and she iz stranded on a beach and I purtend that I am a Greenpeace boat and I keep tryin to push her out into deeper watur. Itz fun, Itz role-playin, and for the one doin the pushin itz good axercizing. Then we throw the clothez back on, hop in the subaruba and head back to the duble-wide for sume afternoonz delites!
I ENOY WATCHING THE PAIN!
Other people might consider it a guilty or wrongful pleasure: but it's one I enjoy. In fact, it's an ongoing thrill for me! I have these discussions with my son (whom I've allowed to use my beloved laptop on occasion) about why youth are so jaded these days.
I've noticed, if there's quiet--they want to disturb it. If there is space--they want to fill it. If there is a point to convey--they want to argue it. So, the discussion is about down-loading music on my laptop. I've got mega space, but I still disdain the idiotic ritual of downloading music for music's sake....and especially on my beloved lap top. He doesn't get it! He feels that it's selfish to have that much storage room, and not fill it to capacity.
Well, I'm a fixer. Throw in a militant disposition, a big city attitude, first hand knowledge of how the mafia does business, and just enough info in the IT department---and you can cause something to happen on your computer.....and then blame it on the young fella.
A lesson has been learned overnight, and his fate is now in my hands...right where I want it.
My oldest son had a nasty habit of pulling on his "pee pee". You know, the so-called hip thing that the young bloods do. I simply returned the favor and pulled on mine--in front of his girlfriend. I haven't had the problem since, and its been years.
He decided he was going to wear his pants low and show some butt cleavage. I followed suit the very next day. Another problem was solved over night.
I'm hated sometimes! But I get things solved:) I love watching the pain. It motivates me to think of things unimaginable. All it takes is a little imagination to problem solve:)
One guilty pleasure that I'm addicted to.
if you're gonna have a television guilty pleasure...
...it has to be the next top model. i mean Blow Out Weezy? That is the guiltiest of all pleasures.
Weezy & Blow Out
I would love to point and laugh at D Weezy for likeing this show, but, alas, I watch it too. It's not my first choice, but it's still on sometimes.
I have been addicted to that damn American Inventor. Well, and the Apprentice. I actually moved my work days around so I could catch both these shows. I think there is a major problem when you are to the point of switching days to see a show.
The last Thursday I worked I made the bar manager put it on the tv. Since all of our tv's run of the same box, it was on every single tv in the joint.
People were complaining cuz basketball was on. As you may know, I am a die-hard Detroit fan, BUT basketball is 3 hours long, American Inventor if only an hour.
Tough luck for them. I have the ulitmate say so cuz I serve the beer!
A customer would say to me, "Hey baby, can you put the game on?"
I reply, "Do you want to get 'cut off'?!"
They say no and I win. American Inventor it is!
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Bravo
Mav let's just say I've stopped putting the tv on Bravo for fear of what could happen. It sucks because I like Inside the Actors Studio.
I don't know how this happened, one day I stumbled upon it and it was like looking at a train wreck. For some reason I couldn't turn away and the next thing I knew I was hooked. Please don't judge me.
RC not so guilty
I would not say American Inventor is not that guilty of a pleasure and Apprentice certainly is not. That is quality television. However rearranging your schedule around it may be a little extreme. Your boss and customers must love you to put on American Inventor in the strip club. Ever think of a DVR box or Tivo.
I don't need Tivo, I have a husband!
I usually ask my hubby to record it for me but he's awful at recording things. Then we get in a fight over it.
Yea, the guys at the titty bar *love* when I watch my shows, ESPECIALLY American Idol. I mean, what's better than having a smoking hot exotic dancer grind on you while Mandesa sings "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" in the background?
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You need Tivo, you have a husband
he does not seem to be doing his job in that area. you can download old episodes using bit torrent. i have never used it, but my friends use it. i watched old episodes of iron chef using it.