Guide For Racial Profiling (by BigBadJohnny)

Tips for Racial profiling.

You are walking down the street, or approaching your childrens school, or waiting in line, at Seven-Eleven for coffee, and lottery tickets. Whatever.
A pair of uniformed (or ununiformed) police officers approach, with a 'few questions". We all know that refusal to answer the questions may result in arrest. But this is without regard to racial characteristics, or even accent.. all correct and above board.
Here are a few tips to remember in answering these cleverly phrased inquiries.

Your feeling toward the president of The United States.
Watch out for this one! "Greatly love" may be almost as bad as "truely dislike". They might think you an extremist.

Do you believe in a supreme Being?
While there are no correct answers, go with "no". Yes will only lead to more questioning. "What do you call him?", that kind of thing.

Mothers maiden name.
Just say you don't remember. Why ask for trouble!

I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE! (by BigBadJohnny)

Most of us are too young to remember when "1984" was still distant future, and "Big Brother' was a real possibility for a future world.
Orwell's "1984" was a frightening prospect of a time when our "God Given" rights had deteriorated to the degree that lovers and friends could be fed to the rats (literally) to tell what secrets they had, and to break their lover's bonds.

"Do you mind if the American government keeps tabs of your phone calls?" " No, Heck no!". " Well then, can they monitor our E-Mail?" "I have nothing to hide!".

Should we continue to vote legislators into office, or perhaps our leaders could simply appoint them.

In court, should we continue the rules of evidence,and witnesses? Or should we lean toward judgment by "intuition"?

Now, pertaining to the issue of "freedom of religion".. would it not be simpler if the state established one religion for all, and the rest were banned?

And the president can run for unlimited terms!

Oh, and we'll re-write history, to promote solid, valuable, American ideals!

Less regulation on lobbying groups, foods,and drugs, .. nothing new here.

And I still say it would be a better world if the Government ran all health care, manufacturing, real estate..

Here's to the future.