Guess I Gotta Get Gangsta
This is a continuation of the issue(s) I spoke of in the previous post, "Of Old Friends, Stupid Bitches, And Insecurities".
So, I get an e-mail from this person telling me about all the problems she's got right now in her life and her marriage and telling me that I am the only one she can talk to about all of this.
Why?
I shared this with a friend of mine and this is what he had to say:
"dude.
this is fuckin crazy.
i have absolutely no idea what that was all about.
she is telling you, that after living in the same place her whole
life, she does not have ONE friend there that she can talk to about
this locally?"
Good point.
Unfortunately, it doesn't resolve this issue for me. That's why I say I gotta get gangsta. I grew up hood (poor single mom, always at work. How else was I going to come up? And yes, my favorite kool-aid flavor is red, especially with "hella" sugar and no ice.) I've managed to suppress it, mostly. But, I can pull it out when I need to.
Anyway, getting back on track, I think I'm going to have to get thuggish and treat her like a bitch and a ho. Obviously, ignoring her and then trying to psychoanalyze her issues and show her how fucked up she is and how it isn't my problem didn't work.
What I find the funniest/saddest part about this is that she is married and has told me that she loves her husband.
Really, bitch? I guess Nate Dogg was right when he sang "Ring or no ring, a ho gonna be a ho."
Now, if I had no conscience, I might send her husband an anonymous letter about the shit that's going on. Maybe I would even tell some lies myself. Tell things like his wife and I have been fooling around behind his back. Hell, as long I'm bein' gangsta I might as well throw some rap lyrics in there to give him an idea of what exactly is happening.
I think an appropriate song such an occasion would be Nate Dogg's "Your Wife". Here's a sample:
"Your wife, my bitch
Your love, my trick
Her mouth, my dick
I fucked, that's it
All night long, I had her in the back of my cadillac, bro
You should've heard her moan
I made her throw her back out and then I took her home."
Yeah, if I wanted to be a real evil bastard I could send her husband an anonymous letter basically telling him the above. I'm sure that would cause enough problems for her that it would be quite some time before I hear from her again.
Now, I'm not saying I'm going to do that. But, I can daydream, right? >;-)
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Ugh. Dreaming is definitely
Ugh. Dreaming is definitely fun. And evil dreaming is more fun. But I still say stay out of her drama. The most I would give her is an email back saying, "Sorry, I really can't help you with your problems." Chances are, she'll write back and ask why not, and after months of ignoring her, maybe she'll get the idea.
IG
you're right and this was meant to be more tongue-in-cheek than anything else. The problem is, I have been ignoring her. So, what did she do? She dragged her husband 800 miles for a "vacation", just so she could see me. Granted, it didn't go the hope she most likely hoped, but still...
I knew you hadn't heard the last from her
She seems just like that type...she's out to score you, someway, somehow, and I dont think she will stop. I would just totally ignore her completely. I wouldn't call her, text her, nothing. Now if you find a dead bunny boiling in a pot on your stove...you might want to do something drastic...haha.
Although I do like the dreaming you were doing, that was kind of funny..lol.
AM
I don't reply to anything she sends me. She sent me a text message this morning saying "I can't take it anymore. I give up." I have no idea what that means and I don't intend to find out. Like I told IG, I just ignore her, but then she showed up here looking for me.
Maybe I need to move... ;-)
Don't do that, Sean!!!!
Do not sent her husband an anonymous anything. No, no, no, NO!!! The first thing she would do is come cry on your shoulder. She'd have no husband to stop her from constantly beating her head against your brick wall.
I'm telling you, man, the only way to deal with this woman is to get brutally honest with her and s-p-e-l-l i-t o-u-t. Tell her that you don't want to be with her, that you have never wanted to be with her, that you have no interest in her and that her behavior is making you hate her. Tell her exactly that!!! Just telling her that you "can't help her" with her problems leaves too much room for her to invent the reasons why you can't help her - things like; you're an honorable guy and you won't get involved with a married woman, you don't want to get involved because you're afraid she wouldn't leave her husband for you - oh hell, these crazies can come up with all kinds of "reasons" why you are backing off. That's why you have to rub their faces in facts.
And make it personal. Don't use her kids, etc. as an excuse. Do I have to even bring up Susan Smith - or whatever her name was - the crazy bitch that killed her kids because the guy she wanted said he didn't want kids?
Then, after you've spelled it all out for her, refuse to talk to her on the phone and don't even read her e-mails, just delete them and put her address on your Junk list. And refuse to ever be in the same room with her - even if all your friends are going to be there, you just leave the room if she's there. I'm tellng you, dude, you are playing a losing game with this woman. You've gotta get worse than gangsta on her ass.
PW
I hear ya. The problem has been that before all this she was a good friend. We never had any sort of romantic involvement. I don't know what the hell happened, but she apparently lost her damn mind.
Plus, I was hoping to not have to see her at all, but then my friend gave me a guilt trip about him having to hang out with them alone. I told him that he didn't have to hang out with them at all. He really wasn't sympathetic to my situation and said that he wasn't the one having the issue with her. So, yeah that sucked.
Yep, looks to me like she
Yep, looks to me like she has completely lost her mind. And you have done everything you could to keep things cool and not lose a friend. But as long as she's going to insist on abusing your friendship (and that is exactly what she is doing) you're going to have to stay tough.
As for your other friend, well hell, if he doesn't have an issue with her then he shouldn't have a problem hanging out with her and her husband alone. Since he has no sympathy for you there's no reason you should let him put you on a guilt trip - at least not again.
Damn. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. This all sucks the big one.
PW
Yeah it does suck. I wish I could just grab her and shake the shit out of her while yelling "what the fuck is wrong with you?!", but she might consider that foreplay.
Yeah, she seems to be
Yeah, she seems to be enjoying the rest of your "meanness" a little too much so shaking the shit out of her just might give her the thrill of her life. Ooooooo, shake me, baby!
LOL!!!
Ya--girls like her
will take any kind of attention---better than no attention. Dude...what happened to that guy thing where your buddy's got your back? I always thought you guys stuck together on that kind of thing..he should be helping get you out of and away from that situation..mabey I am just used to the guys I grew up around...they will cover each others asses to end...lol.
AM
That's what I'm saying. Bros before hos, g's up, hos down. That sort of thing. I don't know. He does have my back, but he is weird sometimes.
*Sigh* Sean!
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Tell her to fuck off and then tell her if she doesn't knock it off you will tell her husband that she is "lonely" and on the prowl. That should work...IF she responds at all, then follow through with the threat. But be sure and tell her that you do not want to hear back from her in any way, shape, or form. This way if she still persists then all bets are off.
sassys
I think her husband needs to take a class in being a man. First lesson: Pimpin' 101. Chapter 1: Bitches outta hand is money outta pocket.
;-)
Hell Sean
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If you think you are tired of her crap imagine what he feels like:(
I would be willing to bet that she has already cheated on this guy, and she is "bored"...she has no redeeming qualities...and if you don't want to fuck her, my guess is not too many other guys are interested either. Men that ignore their wives needs usually are not cowardly, they are worse, they are incapable of caring enough to even want to get laid...and that should be a tragedy.
wow, Sean
I mean it - WOW. The whole thing gives me a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach since this is very similar to how I ended up with a nutjob stalker and being forced to file a restraining order! So, you’ll want to handle this very carefully. Yes, ignore her like you have been - I tried reasoning with mine and it only made things worse! Next, keep a record of everything in case you need it in court later. I hope to hell you won’t, but trust me since I’ve “been there”.
Finally, tell Jason to pass it on to her that you’re going to break off all ties with her if she doesn’t stop trying to push herself and her problems on you. That’s really the only way she may listen. Since she still didn’t get it through her head that you’re not interested when she dragged her whole family to see you - you may have to change your numbers and email addys to prevent her from having access to you. This really sucks for you and I’m sorry to hear about it. But, like you said, you need to get tough with her and cutting off access AND having someone else explain that she’s being a scary bitch *might* do the trick. Aw hell, just move down to LA! The weather is awesome, I’ve met some seriously cool stars like Simon Pegg, Reggie Bannister, Sam Wise and Jon Voit! (don’t hold the op-ed piece against him - he’s old) Plus, the only crazy women you’ll meet here are still gorgeous enough for you to not care! LOL
On another subject - have you seen the new tv show Flashpoint?? I finally watched it the other night and a bit of dialog went like this :
“Uh, did he just say asshat?!”
“Yes, he said asshat”
I am tempted to look up the show for a forum and see if any prods stop in and answer questions. Could be funny to see where they got it from.
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Spooky?
Is that really you? I...I can't remember. It's been so long. ;-) Alright, I'm done being a smartass.
I have been ignoring her and not really paying too much attention because I'm actually getting things going with the german girl.
Remember her? She's the one that got married. Yeah, well, "not no mores!" We've been talking since around xmas or new years. Turns out, marriage wasn't for her and she still has some feelings for me...13 years after our relationship began and ended. 13 years. Yeah, I got it like that ;-)
As for Cali, LA specifically - I could never live there again. I hate the place and the vapid, vacuous people that populate it (present company excluded, of course).
I believe Tool said it best:
"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. any fucking day.
Learn to swim, Ill see you down in arizona bay."
yes, tis me
Wish I could be around more and hopefully will in the near-ish future! But, LA - the place I'd always hated myself - has turned out to be so much cooler than I'd ever have imagined. I think it's because I'm not taking the place so seriously as I had before. Sure, it's got it's share of assholes, but everyplace does. I'm - in a nutshell - just going along for the ride and havin a ball in the process! LOL
Good luck with all this and the potential re-relationship! I've recently had a close encounter of the gorgeous kind and am looking forward to a lot more of that! :-)
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