Greatest Sports Moments

Watched- Remember the story of that half-retarded high school BBall manager who came into a game and dropped like 25 points in 2 minutes, and it was an "inspirational story" and all that bullshit? Well watching that story unfold in a Youtube movie has to be my greatest sports watching moment, because it reminded me so much of my personal greatest sports playing moment:

Lived- Just like that retard, I was the basketball manager in high school. I wanted to be on the court more than anything, but the team showed me no sympathy. They taunted me mercilessly, spit in my face, and told me to get them water before they kicked my ass. That was until the last game of the season, when I turned the goddamn tables. It was at Chelsea Piers, and we were playing a scrubby ghetto school straight outta the Marcy Projects or some shit. I'll never forget the moment when the coach pointed to me and said "You, manager. In the game". He really had nothing to lose- we were up by like 60, and he was gonna quit his job in 2 days. My very first play, I was guarding some Muggsy Bogues-ass juvenile delinquent. I laughed in his face. Stealing the ball from him was like taking candy from a baby. I pick-pocketed that shit and took it all the way home for a layup. The crowd went fucking nuts! The players all squashed their hate and gave me high-fives and hugs. The coach even kept me in the game for 2 more minutes. I was the king of the fucking world! Nothing will ever compare to that.