***George Bush you pl sell life insurance policies for me for some time...I need a break?

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humour | life insurance; work from home

[b]***George Bush you pl do WORK FROM HOME / $ MLM / Referral marketing/ selling life insurance policies for me for some time...I need a brek?

I am mad! thinking how to earn for real and online, working from Home, that could replace my first income. Oh I forgot I am jobless! So where stands my $$$ DOLLAR dreams, what would happen to my family???

...Wasting much of my time and money coupled with efforts n energies, on online scams, MLMs, referral marketings I just had concluded that VIRTUAL world is no for me. Internet is full of scams!

...Now a wicked idea came to my mind, and I am dreaming and going to fantasy that if I am George Bush for a short time, than I would rule the Actual world and was having lots n tons of money with me : ) I would be the next BIG BROTHER and Uncle Sam!

Than I push, Bush to do work from home like I am struggling with. I would than chase Osama alone and 'try' Saddam...I would ride in AIRFORCE ONE!

I go to a short vaction than in Afghanistan and Iraq and buy some nice momentos from there!

Well, if I was Bill gates, than I would be the richest guy on this earth?!

If I am the owner of Google I would be dealing with ADSENSE / ADWORDS and making tons of money again. Google runs the parallel economy in this new electronic age. I dont need than to buy hafty LIFE INSURANCE policies, perhaps?! Or perhaps my life insured with billions of $$$s for my brain???

If I was John Jonas of http://www.writingup.com/?referer=7726 certainly I feel THE BEST for providing a REAL n stable platform to jobless guys of this world to earn a REAL income online with not much troubles. We all would be happy doing writing work & blogging and get paid suitably and smartly in return.

Now I am much happier n satisfied a man than my contemporaries...Bush, Gates or anyone else. I am at the top of the Mount Everest now!

Thank u John Jonas, 21 gun salutes to you from this little guy known as kartikshradha!!! I wish you ALL the joy that you can wish.