GAY MOVIE AUDITION RESULTS, THE YEAR OF THE PACKAGE AND BRITNEY SPEARS?

-Well, it's been 4 weeks since my Gay Movie Audition and the results are in. Actually, I got the results at the end of the audition 4 weeks ago. I got the part of OFFICER ORDER in "Theft of The Drag Queens Wig" by writer/director Paul Bright. I auditioned for Officer Law, and got asked to read for Officer Order as well which is a bigger part. Yeah, I'm 100% Super Stud Heterosexual and I got a supporting role in a Gay Movie. I'm an out of control acting machine. On a serious note, most of the people acting in the movie are straight.

I've also got an Audition later today for a movie and next Monday for another movie. If I'm lucky, by the end of the year, I'll have a few more Imdb (Internet Movie Database) movie credits. Check your Chinese Calender BABY! It's the YEAR OF THE PACKAGE! THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!!

More Breaking News in the world of Entertainment. Everyone seems to be freaking out about the Britney Spears head shaving incident. I have it on good authority that she is just getting prepared for reprising the role of Lt. Ilia, the Bald Deltan Alien in Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979). She definitely looks like the bald chick in that movie.

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!