I've been know to pass out if I don't eat regular meals and snacks. Sometimes after I fainted I have dreams and when I "come to" I am very disoriented.

The first time I fainted was probably 12 years ago, after jumping on a trampoline while visiting my cousin J. I said "I don't feel so" and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground in a pile of leaves, and I thought I was camping.

Then I fainted in dance class at College. I sat down after a particularly difficult jump combination, and the next thing I knew, the class was around me, my teacher L was shaking me gently, and I thought "how the hell did all these people get in my bed?".

Next was at work, at one my other jobs as a cashier. They were not fond of giving breaks, and I had gotten written up already for eating behind the counter (such a rebel!), and on several occasions I just keeled over from sheer exhaustion and hunger (one 5 minute break per 9 hour shift doesn't cut it in P-Chan land)...so anyway, I remember one time I came to and I thought I was at a restaurant with my sister and her husband.

The most recent time I fainted was before the election in November. My boss had called me very late at night, I must have stood up too soon, and I remember thinking "oh no, it's happening" and before I could sit down, I must have passed out. When I woke up I was laying in my own vomit (I had not been drinking either, and besides, I don't drink to make myself sick, I hate throwing up), with the phone in my hand.