Enough Already, St. Louis!

Fine, St. Louis. You're awesome. You took us out in 5 games...and you did it in your home stadium. You're better than us. But do you have to be better than us in everything??

Now you've taken the title for the "Country's Most Dangerous City." You just can't stand it, can you? That was our one claim to fame. But you just had to be like the ignored step-child and do something to get even more attention. You had to take our title. Why must you be the best in everything you do? Do you have the highest unemployment rate in the country, too?? Do you have the highest number of pre-teen abortions, too??

You already have the arch...the Gateway to the West. Let us have something.

As a consolation, however, we do have something over you. You might have the number 1 spot. You may have won the World Series. You might be the most dangerous city in America. But at least we have two of the top 3. Now THAT'S saying something. We even beat out Compton!! Yay!! When your city beats Compton on the list of dangerous cities, then you're really achieving something. Detroit and Flint, baby. Don't mess with us....we're better than Compton. St. Louis, you're fairly new to the top of the list. You might not know how to handle the pressure of being the most dangerous city. We do. We've had years...and years...and years of experience.