"Everything can be reviewed and everything can be paid."

Review Stream (http://www.reviewstream.com/)
is the phenomena that is sweeping across the whole country.

It is a review site where you can review anything. And I mean ANYTHING.

Books. Magazines. Potted Plants. Spring Water. Remember them of washboards on the old movies? If you have one, you can review over at Review Stream!

Nothing is rejected. Ever! Well, virtually never.

From the site: ": any products, hi-end technics, companies, hotels, politics, cities, stores on your street, or even your neighbors pets!"

(How on earth a review of a next door neighbor's cat is relevant to any human being on the planet...or...dare I say it, if there is the possibility of life on Mars...any being in the whole Universe escapes me.)

The site is loaded with numerous paragraph long testimonials from contributors expousing their positive experiences and tha everything the site promises is true so right off the bat you know the site is fulla crap.

These folks (alledgedly) pay up to $2 a review and you can cashout when you reach $50.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

There's a sliding scale where $2 is the max they'll pay, and you may find yourself only collecting a crummy forty cents (like me) if they decide to jip you.

I guess if you have time to review 600 items, you may make some bucks. 600 isn't all that tough when you can review anything.

From where I'm sitting, you could review a Hyundai Owner's Manual (also full of crap), A mouspad! An empty bottle! A carpet! And an expired credit card!

You think I'm kidding? The site is offering top dollar (up to two of them) for the following requested reviews: Jewlery Boxes, Paris Hotels (all of 'em), Wood Sofas (sounds uncomfortable), Blenders, How to clean the filters in the cleanview bagless vaccum? (Someone tell these imbeciles that's not a review, it's a how too article) Vehicles (Cars) [The cars parentheses is THEIR emphasis, not mine. I guess they wanted to make sure no one reviews anti-aircraft tanks] and my personal favorite, Xanax.

For our younger readers, Xanax is a prescription only, antianxiety drug. A very addictive anti-anxiety drug. A drug that has very little therapuetic value. A review? Can you imagine a pill popper reviewing Xanex?

"When I first started I took six pills a week. But Xanax is so good, I'm now up to 25 a day!"

Just send the checks to the Betty Ford Clinic.

The site has no disconcernable way that shows how it plans on making a profit. No advertisements. No products for sale. Hell, they don't even have an adsense account!

It seems to be a huge philantrhopic effort to just give money away! Just giving it away! Free money! Free money! Here...have 55 cents, just give me a three paragraphs on what ya thunk about Alloette Eye Recovery

The one caveat is found in the fineprint

"You agree to grant to REVIEWSTREAM.COM an exclusive, worldwide, perpetual license, with the right to sub-license, to reproduce, distribute, transmit, create derivative works of, publicly display and publicly perform any materials and other information ."

These are the guys who want reviews of BLENDERS.

Hours of enjoyment for the whole family.