Dude and Dude Make Money With AAA AdSense

Dude and Dude Make Money With AAA AdSense

“Yo, dude!�?

“Yo-yo, dude!�?

“Very funny, dude. You walk the dog in this house, you be sure it shits on the newspaper. C’mere and look at this.�?

“What you got?�?

“This Jason Parker dude’s blog. Says here you can make a ton of money just by writing stuff, so long as it’s got this big list of “A�? words in it.�?

“Yeah, dude? I’m all over that! When do we start?�?

“Soon as you crank up that 19th century PC laptop of yours. I’ll go make us some chili while we’re waitin’. From scratch.�?

“Go to Dell, dude. Macs Always Crash, y’know. And you oughta know. Oh, fucry…! Why don’t you warm me up on some of those A words while I’m rebooting?�?

“Here’s a nickel, son, go out and buy a real computer. With an Anti Spam Appliance on it.�?

“A what?�?

“You heard me. An Anti Spam Appliance.�?

“What the hell’s that? A refrigerator that spits fake meat back out at’ya?�?

“How the hell should I know? You got the box, man. Google it.�?

“Man!! Eight and a half million hits! For a firewall! Why didn’t they just say “firewall�? in the first place?�?

“Because firewall doesn’t begin with A, dude.�?

“See this finger? That doesn’t begin with A, either. Though I’m thinkin’ of a seven-letter word that does.�?

“So I’m guessin’ you’re not going to make us a million bucks trying to write a sentence with Anti Spam Appliance in it.�?

“Light dawns on Marblehead, dude. Try again.�?

“OK, you asked for it. Administration Lease Software.�?

“What in the name of …?!? Gimme that list!�?

“Git yer mitts off my Mac! I’ll IM you the URL. There, you should have it.�?

“I got it all right, dude. Jeez, you gotta be a geek to use any of these! Or a mechanic. Look at all the Auto words.�?

“You got a car.�?

“As if, dude. And you were complaining about my laptop? The only way I’m getting either Auto Refinance or Automobile Refinance is what the junkyard will pay me for the rust and the tires.�?

"It's got Acne in there."

"Du-UDE! You think I'm going to tell them about that?!"

"Well, dude, they say 'write what you know.' And you oughta know."

"No way."

"Way."

"Way down the Swanee River. Not gonna happen, dude. "

“There’s gotta be something in there you can write about, dude.�?

“Yeah, right. AARP Insurance. Do I look 65 to you, dude? Don’t answer that. Abrasive coated? What’s that, your cat’s tongue?�?

“Lay off my cat or I’ll sic it on your walking dog.�?

“Only if you carry it there would it get anywhere near it. I’m so afraid. Accept Credit. If only someone would, maybe we wouldn’t have to use newspaper for furniture. Accessory Sport Accident Attorney Auto. What the hell’s that, legal representation for the guy who crashes his car into the equipment manager at the baseball game? Sheesh. Acrylic Fish Tank. For my acrylic fish. Anal Sex. Anal Sex??!?�?

“Don’t go there, dude.�?

“Not for damned sure with you, dude. People would question my taste. Speaking of which, where’s the rest of the sex in this list?�?

“Dude, it doesn’t …�?

“… begin with A. Just shut up, willya?�?

- O Ceallaigh

All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

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