“See ya later, dude."
"Ok, du … Where’re you going?"
“Out."
“Out where?"
“Earth to Dude. It’s Saturday night. Remember? Drinks? Chicks? I was going to invite you, but you and that computer have such a thing going, I couldn’t get a word in edgewise."
“Sure, like you’re going to get chicks.
“Like you’re going to do any better sitting there."
“Sure am."
“What?! No, wait, don’t tell me …"
“Too late, dude. This here little blog’s gonna do it all."
“Damn you, dude! You’d better show me. I don’t want you doin’ nothin’ that’ll get our cable pulled."
“Right here. Read it and weep."
“But this is about dating websites!"
“Yeah. Cool ain’t it! Tell the world a little bit ‘bout love, in a knowing sort of way, y’know? Babe magnet city!"
“Can you say scam, Mr. Know-it-All?"
“Third comment, fourth line down."
“Third comment, four … Du-UDE!! You don’t pile comments onto YOUR OWN BLOG!! Who the fucryingoutloud do you think you are?!?"
“But I gotta tell people about the ads."
“The ads? What ads?"
“The ads that AdSense picks up from mentioning all these dating websites you hate so much. Chicks and clicks together. Win-win, dude."
“Haven’t we gone through this AdSense Keyword stuff already? Or have you already forgotten about anal sex?"
“Obviously you haven’t forgotten. Hard up, are we, dude?"
“With you around? Here, let me see those ads. 'GWM seeks same for S&M. No names.' Is that what you’re lookin’ for, dude??"
“What in the … ??"
“Amateur. Do me a favor?"
“Maybe."
“Leave the casual porn pushing to match.com and the other scam artists. They got lawyers. We don’t. You comin’ with me? I’ll give you five minutes."
“Won’t take that long, dude."
- O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2006 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.







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