Slight Disclaimer: Basically I have another blog(a real one??? if you will.) With that being said, I can't be assed to write seperate entries for both so I've decided to be part of this community I'll take excerpts that I think are funny/interesting and post them here. So I'll do my best to make these stand on their own, but if you have questions about my "fantastically" fun life, feel free to ask.
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Anyhow..just as I predicted..thursday night(My b-day) turned out to be retarded in a good way. Angel, Mos and I invented a drinking game that has to do with throwing darts without looking. Juvenile? yes. fun? yes. did we get drunk? Um..just about.

Anyway went to the strip club(because not counting canada-different country- and not counting the other time I went when I was drunk and gerson forced me too(he left the bar we were at and called us and told us to come over to the club and he was driving so we really had no choice) so not counting those 2 times i haven't been to a strip club in like 10 months.

I forgot how much I love those places. Besides the whole naked girl thing, just the way that you be a totally different person there and because you're paying them, they'll just go along with it.

Really..disney land for adult males.

$250 later(not all on dances..beers are like $6 a piece at these places) I left with my wallet empty, the phone number of my "Stripper Wife," and (2) 2006 gold club calenders (by the way if anybody needs calender of naked women I seem to have an abundance of them??)

I'd like to give you an update and tell you I called her and we had coffee and I convinced her of the error of her ways. Hell I'd like to tell you that I called and it turned out to be a fake number.

But alas, in my drunken stupor I managed to lose the card. Because I'm that guy. What really sucks is usually I have to spend like $20 in a drinks to get a girls number. Thursday night I spent like $60...only to lose it. The irony. =)

I did nothing all day yesterday. Last night Gers and I went to see Inside Man...it was ok, I was sorta expecting more.

Woke up today and talked to Dan and had this brilliant idea to have a cook out. After I talk my mom into going shopping for the food we need and call half the crew I sit down and check the forecast to find it's supposed to friggin rain. So thats off.

Um so yea..as of now unless somebody comes through with a better Idea i guess I'm going to Umass tonight..yay. Cept not really. But I guess it's better then sitting around doing nothing.